Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. Everybody thinks it's so funny to just deny wishes instead of corrupting them. Best part is, it was all my fault...

I wish that this game was played the way it was meant to be played.

 

[Ashbox]

Denied!

Just kidding.

i wish for pie

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted.

I wish for pie too.

 

[XxZer0xX]

Granted. It's poisoned, too.

I wish people were smarterer.

 

[Ashbox]

all of XxZer0xX's posts have been negated....and his no longer count......
i am smarter
i wish for pudding

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted. It's poisoned, too.

I wish people were smarterer.

Granted, they are ALL smarter than YOU!

I wish that I didn't have to hear my mother vacuum.

 

[XxZer0xX]

Granted, they are ALL smarter than YOU!

I wish that I didn't have to hear my mother vacuum.

Granted, but now you have to hear her scream at you 20 times a day.

I wish I had un-poisoned, un-drugged pie that isn't filled with bugs, animals and is made with pie crust and cherry and it isn't filled with any inanimate objects.

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted, but the cheeries were filled with poison :)

I wish that I could never lose a game.

 

[XxZer0xX]

Granted, but the cheeries were filled with poison :)

I wish that I could never lose a game.

I said an un-poisoned pie.

Granted, but everyone hates you b/c they think you're cheating then you never find anyone to play with again.

I wish I had my pie from my last wish.

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted, but like I said it wasn't the pie that was poison it was the cherries ;). Loophole!

I wish that the next poster was a girl-scout trying to sell me cookies.

 

[Ekeshum]

Granted. You can have Allllll the cookies you want, but 1.I'm NOT a girl scout and 2. he cookies cost $5000000000000000 per chocolate chip. They're REALLY delicious though!



I wish that Knights would come back and I am a beautiful maiden with a haandsome Knight who loves me and would never hurt me.

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted, but the knight is actually a child.

I wish the next poster would sing me a song.

 

[Ekeshum]

Granted. *tuneless lalala* Now thats the only music you'll hear for the rest of your life.



I wish I could have some delicioous candy wih no problems whatsoever!

 

[Netto Azure]

Granted, but it's found in heaven. XD

I wish for a moderate world. =D

 

[Spinor]

Granted. The temperatures are between 0 Kelvin and Speed of Light Max. That should be about... 5000 Kelvin? 5226 Centigrade or something. Oh well, I could use a sunbask.

I wish for a Monkey's Paw.

 

[Misheard Whisper]

Granted. But it's choleric, and you die.

I wish I had inspiration for my story.

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted, but you forget it as soon as I tell you.

I wish that I had the motivation to write.

 

[Misheard Whisper]

You do, but your computer crashes irreversibly and you lose all your data.

I wish I got my head blown off.

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Wish granted! Whoop d' doo! It got jumped off by a train traveling at over 70 miles per hour and blew up from the dynamite I put in there.

I wish all apathy was removed from me.

 

[Ekeshum]

Granted, and its done by a single 40000 pound bulldozer in the most gory way imaginable!

I wish to become a fraggle and go live at Fraggle Rock.