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Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

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Granted, now everyone else ignores you.

I wish i was immortal.
 
Granted, unfortunately, the world explodes, leaving you in space, bored out of your mind.

I wish I had a Twix right now. :3
 
Granted but it is expired and you die soon after eating it.

I wish i was rich
 
Granted, but then when you build a fortune off of loaning body parts and organs, you have to find a way to collect them if people don't pay, and your soon to be wife left with some random dood, so when she is sick with the dood's child about to be born, you give the dood some poison to put in the medicine without him knowing, and then he chooses to save the child instead of his wife, and so she dies and you will stop him from going to prison if he fulfills an obligation to be THE REPO MAN and collect body parts from people who haven't made their payments, but then you get a disease and it becomes terminal, and you wish for heirs but all you get are nightmares that want to waste every cent of YOUR GOLLLLLLLLLDDDD!!!!
...and then you die after finally killing the other dood.

I wish I hadn't just possibly ruined an amazing musical for some people.
 
Repo ftw!

Anyway... granted because I AM REPO!

I wish, I wish, i were a fish
 
Granted, but you are eaten by a mutant pig man

I wish I was Bowser
 
Granted, but then Mario comes and PWNS you.

I wish I had Subway right now. :(
 
Denied.

Subway is too cool for you.

I wish that Flea will teach me his awesome ways.
 
Denied!, He loves me aswell! <:D

I wish im promoted to become an Elite Four member.
 
Granted. It's so good, Bill Gates comes and steals it back in the middle of the night.

I wish I could meet Claudio Sanchez. : D'''''
 
Denied because i don't know why that person is.

I wish i knew who Claudio Sanchez is.
 
Granted. He is the lead singer of Coheed & Cambria.

Unfortunately, when you start understanding Coheed & Cambria and listen to their amazing music, your head explodes due to the awesomeness.

I wish you could hear my voice more in the All-State CDs....:(
 
Denied. Enjoy your deaths.

I wish I could meet Claudio Sanchez.... : D'''''
 
Granted, but Claudio Sanchez will be in it's zombie form. At least you saw that guy!
I wish I could make this wish to not be corrupted by the next poster no matter who it is or how insane the next person could be.
 
Granted, but your order gets switched with an order from KFC

I wish I had a DS Lite or DSi and not my junky, old, beat-up brick
 
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