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Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

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granted but you paint yourself white

I wish i wish for a fishy fish, who made a good dish, and could make a wish
 
granted, but the world ends after a month of you ruling it.

I WISH SUMMERSCHOOL NEVER EXISTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
It turns into Cyberus and chews you into pulp

I wish I knew all langauges in the world
 
granted, but right after you learn them, the world creates a new, universal language which you have no hope of learning.

i wish the weather would STAY this hot at least for the next 2 weeks
 
granted, but you also get the greenhouse effect

i wish i could go back in time and kill whoever invented homework... before they could invent it, and make it back and be other wise safe with no apocolypse shenanigans (you sure you wanna corrupt that?)
 
Granted
now you get
twice as much class work to make up for the missing homework
and school is all year round
including weekends and summer.

i wish
i had a mutant bunny =3=
with rabies
 
granted, now nobody knows what it is

i wish people here would start using the term "athena" *athenas jpp8* (look it up on urbandictionary, first definition)
 
Granted, but you cant`t talk to anyone in it.

I wish I did not have writer`s block, and could think of more good ideas for my fanfiction.
 
granted, but no one likes your ideas...

i wish it were faster going writing my fanfiction... (its not posted yet-- i wanna write a bit more first) *shameless self advertizing*
 
Granted.
Back to school stresses you into thinking its a math test. Your characters are now cannibal numbers. Yum!

I wish all sea gull cries came out sounding like the human word "Mine".
 
Granted, but now the seaguls own the earth.
I wish pokemon where real.
 
Granted. Poke balls aren't necessarily included with their existence. That kind of super advanced technology isn't invented until long after you've passed away.

I wish I knew what date in September that COOL&CREATE is releasing their new album.
 
Granted.

No straight woman is single. They all fall for Machoke. Humanity evolves.

I wish more Wii games had Nintendo Wi-Fi support.
 
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