Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[Honest]

Smart. xD

Granted, but You eventually get hit by an airplane.

I wish I could kiss this girl.... ^^

 

[KUROXFAI]

you kiss her then find out u r gay for life XD
*ps i have nothing against gay people*
i wish to become superhuman

 

[Jordan]

Granted...you have developed exoskeleton and will live forever without aging...but you'll be a pariah among mankind and no one will ever love you.

I wish to fight the power.

 

[KUROXFAI]

u fight it then die from lack-there-of

i wish to live forever

 

[MarstheCar]

Ah, very smart, but you become a target for military pratice. (That's cruel of me).
I wish I had self controlled X-ray vision.

 

[KUROXFAI]

Denied because i dont want some one else with my power
and i already am a target for military practice
i wish to be me

 

[Ochigi]

Granted but u became insane for being u.

I WISH FOR A TACO!

 

[Goron]

Granted, But the taco was a bomb

I wish for nothing

 

[Gazza]

granted but the nothingness swollows you

i wish for a shiny new psp go

 

[Crystal-Heart]

Granted, its Shiny & New, but its WiFi is broken.

I wish I was a super heroine.

 

[KUROXFAI]

Granted but u die on the first job

i wish to have the worlds homework upon me

 

[Goron]

Granted, But the world suddenly ended leaving you jobless.

I wish for Ash to meet his father in the pokemon anime

 

[KUROXFAI]

Denied, just because in cruel

I wish for clamp to have ended TRC differently *sniffs*

 

[Netto Azure]

Turns out it was all a dream. TT^TT

I wish for more time to be on here.

 

[KUROXFAI]

granted, and all the time u r on here u will be tortured by me XD

i wish for the pairing KUROXFAI

 

[MithosFall]

Denied! Tsubasa doesn't work like that!

I wish for a PS3 and the only english Final Fantasy 13 currently in existence.

 

[~GodricGryffindor9~]

granted. but you find out it sucks.





i wish that i had a real cradily.

 

[fango pango]

granted
but it ends up going 3...2...1....CHEESE
i wish for...NOTHING

 

[~GodricGryffindor9~]

granted. but you comit suicide seeing as you have no point in life. (huh?)





i wish my cheese cradilly was a chaocolate cradilly.

 

[Code]

Granted, but then you receive SOMETHING! XD
Long time, no see, Fango. :)
EDIT: Granted, but it comes with a terrible additional flavour.
I wish I hadn't killed that fish! XD