Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[Code]

Granted, but some cat eats all the food you put out...
I wish to catch the fish....

 

[A Pixy]

Granted, but then it EATS YOU ALIVE! 8DDDDD

I wish my brother wasn't such a smelly jerk.

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted... instead he's a Carribean Jerk... (no comment)

I wish for an invasion of pinatas from portugal on the earth @~@

 

[jpp8]

Granted. They are filled with deviled eggs.

I wish for an idea for a Rube Goldberg machine that I wouldn't forget.

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted, however, it served absolutely no purpose and collapsed upon activation.

I wish the entire planet was run on Rube Goldberg machines...

 

[MarstheCar]

Granted, but I use my non-ninja skills and destroy them.
I wish I could be eaten by a dragon.

 

[TheFuturePokemon]

cant tell my wish sorry
lol

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Erm... I'll corrupt Mars' wish.

Granted, but you live and suffer terrible pain the rest of your life in a hospital.
I wish for a four-leaf clover.

 

[MarstheCar]

Granted but I put you in my pocket and you wilt.

I wish I fell in a pit and died.

 

[Blue Nocturne]

Granted, but you are reincarnated as a goldfish

I wish i had another wish that wasn't a part of this thread. (e.g. un-corrupted)

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted, you made that wish in Pokemon Trivia's corrupt a wish and it was corrupted.

I wish for the next poster to die by cookies.

 

[Comrade Nikita Ivanova]

Granted, but you also die in the process.

I wish for a time machine that could take me to the Russian Revolution.

 

[Ninja Caterpie]

Granted, but you also die in the process.

I wish for a time machine that could take me to the Russian Revolution.

Why do you sound like...

nvm.

It takes you there and pulls a Partners-in-Time-Time-Machine. Poof. You're stuck there. In the middle of an angry mob.

btw, is that in your sig...?

I wish I didn't have to wish a wish after posting.4

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted, but it only happens because you were made incapable of wishing.

I wish I had telepathy.

 

[Ninja Caterpie]

Granted, but it only happens because you were made incapable of wishing.

I wish I had telepathy.

Granted, but you can't control it.

I wish I could wish again.

 

[dancingonlandmines]

Granted, but there's no one to grant your wish.

I wish I had a singing snowman as a best friend.

 

[Ninja Caterpie]

Granted, but there's no one to grant your wish.

I wish I had a singing snowman as a best friend.

Granted, but he melts in the COLD "heat" of the Australian summer before I manage to deliver him to you.

I wish I had un-meltable ice.

 

[MarstheCar]

Granted, but it explodes when llamas are near.
I wish it could snow fireballs here.

 

[Erudition]

Granted, but they fall on you ;3

I wish the passage of time would flow faster T^T

 

[A Pixy]

Granted, but you die in 2 seconds.

I wish I had a bladder of steel.