Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[MrGhost]

Granted, but suddenly, it reverts to Vista! :o

I wish that I had an awesome face mask.

 

[MarstheCar]

Granted, but it gets lost in the mail.
I wish for already lit dynamite.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. 8888 MILES WORTH OF STRING UNTIL EXPLOSION, HELLZ YEAH!

I wish for Damp.

 

[MrGhost]

Granted, but it dries!

I wish for World War >:D

 

[MarstheCar]

Granted, you cause a time paradox.
I wish to live in a collapsible cave.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. You are now Weegee.

I wish for birds to be flipped.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. However, you are banned from ever posting here again, so the wish was moot.

I wish for banhammer.

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted. You stole it from NEETo >.>... and he's mad at you

Btw... nice sig. jiggly xD

I wish for soup.

 

[Zeffy]

Denied, because soups are not nice.

I wish for cheaper prices!

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. The soup is scalding hot and melts you.

I wish for the next idiot to use "Denied" to be hanged.

 

[Zeffy]

Granted, it was you. :P

I wish my brother would stop watching Dora the Explorer. :)

 

[Melody]

Granted, but he starts watching Hannah Montana instead.

I wish I was a girl so I could dress cutely and not be considered weird or creepy.

 

[Zeffy]

Granted, but you were a gay. :P

I wish all gays will become real girls. :D

 

[Melody]

Granted, but they're all trannies. XD

I wish I had a Smeargle as a pet!

 

[VictorRay]

granted, it then paints a permanent splatter on your signature and thus rendering it unusable.

wishes fat nobodies wouldn't hide behind a youthful facade on the internet.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. The internet now becomes an entirely desolate place due to an escape from real life was just lost.

I wish for SCARLET DISCO.

 

[Jordan]

Wish granted, but it gets remixed into Scarlet Rap ft. Vanilla Ice a few years later.

I wish for you to fight me.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. Well... I'm not sure how to tell you this but...

I wish for Meiring Ramen.

 

[MarstheCar]

Granted, someone else has it.
I wish for a clarinet, to care for like other clarinets.

 

[I Laugh at your Misfortune!]

Granted. Unfortunately, the other clarinets get jealous that they aren't cared for so well and rise up against there owners, resulting in an event know as The Great Clarinet Massacre.

I wish for something nice