Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[ReddishDegree]

Granted, but its not nice.

I wish that I can be more EPICER.

 

[A Pixy]

Granted, but you live on one of the Galaxies that were thrown in a battle at the end of a show. :D

I wish that Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann was longer than 27 episodes. U_U

 

[MarstheCar]

Granted, but it's canceled.
I wish for a murderous pony.

 

[salnaruto2]

Denied. The pony just got arrested for possession of an illegal gun.

I wish.

 

[MarstheCar]

Granted, but it explodes, along with you.
I wish for an empty bottle of soda.

 

[Comrade Nikita Ivanova]

Granted, but such a paradox destroys the space-time continuum... Or something like that. Because you just can't have an empty bottle full of soda.

I wish my computer didn't lack a floppy disk drive.

 

[Melody]

Granted, but the floppy disk drive is the only drive your computer now has, since everything else, including the hard drive died. (Back to MS-DOS for you. xD)

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. You stop being one after 8 hours due to abuse of your power.

I wish for VOLTORB Flip.

 

[MarstheCar]

Granted, the world explodes in light.
I wish for mind reading powers.

 

[.Fenris]

Granted, the world explodes in light.
I wish for mind reading powers.

Granted, but now you can only read the minds of pervy old men.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. One day you take it a little too far and are arrested for statutory rape.

I wish for makina.

 

[Skystrike]

Granted, once you get it it dissapears. :(
I wish for a double stacker from Burger King ;) (in real life thats what I'm about to eat)

 

[A Pixy]

Granted, but the burger has a cracker in it.

MADE OUT OF GRAPE JUICE!

I wish I had milk.

 

[Skystrike]

Granted, except it doesn't have all those chemicals that makes it taste good.
I wish for a Time Machine

 

[A Pixy]

Granted, but the future you comes out, destroys it and says that he just saved the present and the future.

I wish I had more milk. >:D

 

[Skystrike]

This time I'M the farmer and I stop miliking the cows. >=D
I wish for........a random person (not my mom :cer_laugh:)to have amenisa!

 

[A Pixy]

Granted, but it's you.

I wish I had more grape juice.

 

[Skystrike]

Granted its RANCID grape juice ;_;
i wish for good eats

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted, but they go bad.

I wish for a pair-a-docks.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. You are docked $8,000 from your yearly salary. Twice.

I wish for Scarlet Fogbound.