Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[Rose Pinkerton]

Granted but you also get a voice repeating the usless knowlege.
I wish I could find Sonikku!

 

[The Corrupt Plague]

Granted, but as soon as you found it, it died and you realized that another, much more dangerous clone of it was running wild.
I wish I had diplomatic immunity from the law.

 

[Rose Pinkerton]

Granted, but as soon as you found it, it died and you realized that another, much more dangerous clone of it was running wild.
I wish I had diplomatic immunity from the law.

First off Sonikku=Sonic
Second Shadow isn't that bad.
Third granted but then you get kidnapped by the Japanesse Mafia.

Lastly I wish I could find Sonikku!

 

[The Corrupt Plague]

Granted, you find him just in time to watch him get brutally killed by Mario.
I wish that I found a crashed UFO containing advanced alien technology that I can make billions off of.

 

[lx_theo]

Granted, then you lost it and forgot you found it.

I wish I got Pi Day off from school

 

[Le Creep!]

Granted, but your hand goes into a blender. Hehehe. That was random.
I wish I had sixty bucks to buy 50 DS games D;

 

[Comrade Nikita Ivanova]

Granted, but then your DS breaks and you don't have any money left to get a new one.

I wish for a music synthesizer.

 

[Pokestick good times.]

Granted, but it doesn't work.

I wish I could create awesome banners by snapping my fingers.

 

[Rose Pinkerton]

Granted but then you lose the abiltity to snap.
I wish I could find Sonikku!

 

[Pokestick good times.]

Granted, but he turns into something different.

I wish I could freely manipulate time >:D

 

[Maraala]

Granted but you could only do it once

I wish i had my own anime...

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. It's Mars of Destruction 2.

I wish movie theater food wasn't so expensive.

 

[lx_theo]

granted, but they up the ticket price to make up for it.

I wish I could eat all I wanted without having to worry about gaining a bunch of weight.

 

[Jordan]

Granted, but you immediately use up all the energy from the food at once, making you starve to death.

I wish for a mundane life.

 

[redsaber5859]

Dunno what that is, but not granted
I wish I was living in the pokemon world

 

[Vexus]

Granted, Oh watch out! That wailord is rolling ove.........:'( Rest in Peace mate <3 :P

I wish PbR had better graphics =D

 

[Comrade Nikita Ivanova]

Granted, the graphics are so amazing that you keep losing the game while staring at the graphics, because they're just THAT good.

I wish I could brainwash people.

 

[Ame]

Granted but you slowly go insane.

I wish I could spend time with my friends.

 

[Comrade Nikita Ivanova]

Granted, but you spend the time arguing over what to do.

I wish for the most totally bodacious and retro hairdo ever that doesn't require me to do anything to it for it to look awesome.

 

[ReyRey-Pyon]

granted. but the hairdo doesn't think you're worthy so it flies away :C

I wish i had a flying unicorn that could talk and burp rainbows and cry tears of diamonds, and he was excelent at math n_n