Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[PG Tips]

Granted, but they're not beans.

...

Wait for it.
There. you get the joke now?

I wish for BW ROMs D:<

 

[Pokestick good times.]

Granted, but it's a German patch.

I wish for pink ponies.
With horns and wings made of fluff.

 

[Dark Pulse94]

Granted, but they fly away, which makes you sad :(

i wish that I was better than Chuck Norris

 

[Jordan]

Granted, but your whole life's a joke that was old years ago.

I wish for better graphics skills.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. You are now the greatest pixel artist that has ever lived.

I wish for straightened glasses.

 

[Dark Pulse94]

granted, but they are so straight that you can't see through them

I wish for the Holidays

 

[Dooonerz]

Granted, but it will rain all the time.

I wish for eternal money.

 

[last fighter 36]

Granted but you get sick and must pay all the money in the world.

I wish for..........burp.

 

[MarstheCar]

Granted. You set off a chain reaction with your burp, causing you to die and never see your wish.

I wish for school to turn evil.

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted and you are one it's evil minions who cleans the toilets.

I wish for an ice age and violent storms of hail across the globe T^T

 

[Dark Pulse94]

granted, you now live on Jupiter

I wish to swim

 

[Pokestick good times.]

Granted, but your arms are tied.

And you're swimming the pacific.

I wish for awesome music. Oh wait, I already got it.

 

[Oblivíon1]

Granted, but your eardrums have burst meaning you can't hear a thing.

I wish to bake a cake made of the stars and rainbow.

 

[Pokestick good times.]

Granted, it's a wet, boiling cake of doom.

I wish for cupcakes.

 

[kittykitten]

Granted, they take taste like tofu.
I wish for a pony.

 

[Saitou]

Granted, but it evolves into an ugly horse.

I wish for a 50-wheel truck.

 

[Arc]

Granted, but the wheels are flat.

I wish that the Flying Dutchman can scare someone.

 

[last fighter 36]

Granted you are scared and die of heart attack.

I wish for a Reshiram that obeys me respects me and loves me.

 

[Dark Pulse94]

granted. wait, no... it isn't granted.

I wish that... that... that... that my wish does not get granted

 

[MarstheCar]

Granted. Nothing happens.
I wish for a for self-controlled mind reading ability.