Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[donavannj]

Granted, but all those users are subsequently banned after friend requesting you.

I wish for a miracle cure for the flu.

 

[Perriechu]

Granted but it has Swine Flu in it.

I wish for my school to shut down :|

 

[MeerFall]

Granted but you go to a worse school


I wish i was me!

 

[E.C.]

granted but nothing happened,

i wish they made pokemon episodes much faster.

 

[Perriechu]

Granted but end within 1 minute.

I wish the school show would hurry and arrive ~

 

[MeerFall]

wish granted but you just missed it

i wish that i evoled!

 

[E.C.]

granted but you evolved into a feebas.

i wish for money

 

[ShaQuL]

granted but your friends hate you now !
i wish i had a torchic...

 

[E.C.]

granted but the government find out about your torchic and they steal it.

i wish for an iphone

 

[mzmingle]

granted but it it BROKEN and unfixable.
I wish I was a moderator. ^^

 

[E.C.]

granted but you dont know what to do once your a moderator and you get banned from being a moderator for being a sucky moderator..

i wish for...i dont know

 

[ShaQuL]

denyed ^^ only super moderators can grant that wish :D
i wish i was a charmander :)

 

[mzmingle]

granted. but your suckish and nothing fun happens to you
I wish i was a 9 year old girl on pokecommunity

 

[E.C.]

granted, but you become a target for internet predators.

i wish for mc donalds.

 

[MeerFall]

granted but you drop it on the floor

I wish that my family likes me...

 

[E.C.]

granted, but they like you too much and want to marry you. xD

i wish for nothing.

 

[MeerFall]

granted but you turn into nothing

I wish for a mini (a type of car)

 

[Perriechu]

Granted but it becomes Mini and thus non-drivable.

I wish for world peace.

 

[MeerFall]

Granted but a war breaks out because it is too peaceful

I wish i had a banana

 

[ShaQuL]

wish granted but the banana is still green
i wish i had a knife so i can cut my hand :P