Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

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Granted. You boxed yourself in using Reflect, accuratly forcasted your loss in the Pokemon lottery, and your TV hit you in the head when your telekinesis failed.

I wish I could beat Final Fantasy VII.
 
Wish granted.
But there's an extra hard mode.

I wish for no insects during the summer.
 
Granted! Now you get attacked by swarms of bats every summer.

I wish I was six inches taller.
 
granted but you hit your head on every doorframe

I wish people wouldnt hate on ubers (loook at my sig)
 
Granted. Now the people hate Beautifly, Ledian, and other neverused Pokemon.

I wish (spoiler ><)
Spoiler:
 
Granted but the Communists take over and remove Friday from the week.

I wish that Pokemon was real (nerdy ,right?)
 
Granted, you are now sent out into the world to catch every pokemon, too bad you get murdered.

I wish that my girlfriend was 50 ft tall.
 
You have it, but it is the unsweetened and is very bitter.

I wish I had a million dollars.
 
Granted but it's so hot that you wanted it to be winter again but it's so cold that you wanted to make it summer again.

I wish I was good in drawing.
 
Granted! Now you can't speak worth a crap. :)

I wish the awesomeness of Final Fantasy VII could be contained in one disk instead of three. :(
 
granted but super laggy due to MEMORY OVERLOAD!

I wish I knew what year pokemon will end
 
Granted but a Dialga appears and it said "I will make it 1995 when 1st Gen lived and I wasn't introduced to the public.

I wish there was an invention so I could bring my computer anywhere I go.
 
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