Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[mew_nani]

Granted. You boxed yourself in using Reflect, accuratly forcasted your loss in the Pokemon lottery, and your TV hit you in the head when your telekinesis failed.

I wish I could beat Final Fantasy VII.

 

[TJgamer]

Wish granted.
But there's an extra hard mode.

I wish for no insects during the summer.

 

[mew_nani]

Granted! Now you get attacked by swarms of bats every summer.

I wish I was six inches taller.

 

[zlip]

granted but you hit your head on every doorframe

I wish people wouldnt hate on ubers (loook at my sig)

 

[mew_nani]

Granted. Now the people hate Beautifly, Ledian, and other neverused Pokemon.

I wish (spoiler ><)

Spoiler:

Aeris didn't die in FF7. :(

 

[Know-Nothing Bozo the Non-Wonder Dog]

Granted, you die instead.

I wish it was Friday.

 

[ShadowMrk]

Granted but the Communists take over and remove Friday from the week.

I wish that Pokemon was real (nerdy ,right?)

 

[Dogshrapnel]

Granted, you are now sent out into the world to catch every pokemon, too bad you get murdered.

I wish that my girlfriend was 50 ft tall.

 

[ShaQuL]

Granted but she got hit by a helicopter (why would you want that D: )
I wish i had some chocolate :P

 

[Exar Ketchem]

You have it, but it is the unsweetened and is very bitter.

I wish I had a million dollars.

 

[PokemonLeagueChamp]

Granted, it's Monopoly money.

I wish I had a wish that could not be corrupted.

 

[ShaQuL]

Granted but it got corrupted anyway
I wish i had a real life Eevee

 

[donavannj]

Granted, however, it pees all over your nice things.

I wish for 3 dozen cookies.

 

[ShaQuL]

Granted but they are all the size of a crumb.
I wish for my Eevee to stop peeing on my nice things!

 

[Know-Nothing Bozo the Non-Wonder Dog]

Granted, it decides to wee on you instead.

I wish someone would give me a gift for Pi Day.

 

[Pink Typholsion]

wish granted, you got 15 pages of math homework :D

I wish for it to be summer forever!!! >:D

 

[FlamingThunder]

Granted but it's so hot that you wanted it to be winter again but it's so cold that you wanted to make it summer again.

I wish I was good in drawing.

 

[mew_nani]

Granted! Now you can't speak worth a crap. :)

I wish the awesomeness of Final Fantasy VII could be contained in one disk instead of three. :(

 

[zlip]

granted but super laggy due to MEMORY OVERLOAD!

I wish I knew what year pokemon will end

 

[FlamingThunder]

Granted but a Dialga appears and it said "I will make it 1995 when 1st Gen lived and I wasn't introduced to the public.

I wish there was an invention so I could bring my computer anywhere I go.