Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[shinysweety]

Granted!, Unfortunatly you have no idea how to pee,
I wish for a Kitten.

 

[OlaPola]

Granted. You cuddle with the oh so innocent kitten, suddenly the kitten grows alarmingly fast. A quick glance outside reveals that the full moon is turning your adoring little kitten into a ferocious werecat, whos diamond hard claws rip your spine out and uses it as dentalfloss.

I wish to be Spider-Man.

 

[shinysweety]

Granted, you are out to save people when suddenly you made a enemy and he killed you,
I wish for pokemon to be real!

 

[bwb234]

granted, but now there taking over the world

i wish to have a generation 20 pokemon game with whatever gaming system they will have by now both in perfect condition.

 

[PartiallyInsaneWhimsicott]

Granted. You don't get a charger.

I wish for a Torchic sammich!

 

[OlaPola]

Granted, but since I don't even know what the hell that is, I'm gonna write a long paragraph on how it kills you. Or not. It kills you, by ripping your teeth out and showing them down your throat.

I wish for money.

 

[Spinosaurus]

Granted. But it's foreign money.

I wish I could draw better.

 

[OlaPola]

Granted with effort and determinationm inspiration and support from people who loves you. May I add, GO SPIOSAURUS, YOUR GONNA BE A GREAT ARTIST SOMEDAY!! =D

I wish for a real Gengar so I could get sleep when I wanted xD

 

[shinysweety]

Granted, but the Gengar makes you sleep all the time, you die of hunger :(,

I wish for a skiping rope.

 

[Haunterghost]

Granted, but the rope hit you really hard in the face and you had to go the hospital.

I wish for a red velvet cake.

 

[pokewalker]

Granted but it's poisened and you die. Muhaha

I wish for a 100% non hacked flawless pokémon.

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Granted, it doesnn't have a moveset at all

I wish for lotsa spaghetti

 

[mew_nani]

Granted! But it doesn't come with toasters or toast. XD

I wish for a sword made of sapphire, with a silver hilt. :D (Like that's even possible, but... well this IS a wishing thread. :D) also absurdly sharp.

 

[SonicBlazePlatinum]

The sword transforms into an even uglier Babos which then glomps you and steals your soul and replaces it with it's and ruins your life then ends the world.

I wish for dogs to turn into zombie helicopters.

 

[mew_nani]

The sword transforms into an even uglier Babos

Babos? AAAAGGGGHHHH!!!!!! O.O

... uh.. heheh. :) Back to your question... :)

Granted! but then the zombie helicopters saw you to death with their motor blades, and eat you. :paranoid:

I wish the Babos would go away... Somebody please kill it!!! o.O'

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Granted, but nobody knows what Babos are...

I wish I can move to a better place without worry of friends.

 

[SonicBlazePlatinum]

But then your friends find you and become pancakes and you eat them.

I wish for the next poster to horribly corrupt my wish.

 

[Unknown#]

Granted. And then you spontaniously combust!

I wish for SUSHI.

 

[Aura.Lucario]

Granted, but you didn't state what kinda sushi you wanted, so you got a Pikachu meat sushi instead

(ugh, i wonder if it tastes good)

I wish for an iPad3

 

[The Corrupt Plague]

Granted, but some jerk steals it.

I wish I had a Wii U.