Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[smithtism]

Granted. You learn everything about construction from "Two-Fingered" Paul.

I wish I could eat a cloud.

 

[mew_nani]

Granted! Now your stuck in the bathroom for the next 300 years. :laugh:

I wish my laptop would stop overheating. :\

 

[smithtism]

Granted. It's dead.

I wish, I wish I was a fish.

 

[Bluerang1]

Not granted! I'm the only fish here.

I wish you'd leave me alone.

 

[Massacre.]

Granted, but we kill you.

I wish this headache would go away.

 

[Bluerang1]

Granted, but it moves to be permanent on the one to love the most, Justin Beiber.

I wish you thought my signature was purty.

 

[smithtism]

Granted, but the picture gives all of us pneumonia.

I wish I could fly like Superman.

 

[deoxys121]

Granted, but you're forced to do it only in winter while wearing only your underwear.

I wish for a super-high-end AlienWare Laptop.

 

[smithtism]

Granted, but it's made of Styrofoam.

I wish I had a Pepsi.

 

[Raiskit]

Granted; but it's empty....

I wish I had another Shaman King Plushie. <3

 

[kittykitten]

Granted, but it comes to life and haunts you.

I wish people would click the link in mai siggie.

 

[deoxys121]

Granted, but the link gets deleted by the 10th person who clicks it.

I wish I had a job.

 

[smithtism]

Granted. You're one of the briefcase girls for Deal or No Deal.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

 

[The Last One]

Granted. You're one of the briefcase girls for Deal or No Deal.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

(I would LOVE that job!! Being a male surrounded by all those females in clothing that is just on the border of not being able to air on television.. lmao)



granted, but you wish for Justin Beiber to be your siamese(mis spell?) twin

i wish Justin Bieber would die

 

[Bonechill]

Granted, but now you sound exactly like him.

I wish I had a better answer

 

[JinRazielGames]

Granted, but your answer was stupid.

Will JUSTIN FREAKIN BIEBER EVER DIE?
I wish i could be a good mapper, spriter, and GFXer.

 

[Bonechill]

Granted, but after gaining your new skills you become blind!

I wish that my wish cannot be turned against me!

 

[PokemonLeagueChamp]

Granted. It doesn't exist.

I wish Modern Warfare 3 was out today.

 

[Alternative]

Granted, but by purchasing it this early you're performing an illegal crime and sent to jail for 5 years. :P

I wish I could keep the same theme for at least a week.

 

[PokemonLeagueChamp]

Granted. Everyone on PC will complain that it's boring.

I wish people would stop corrupting my wishes.