Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted. Red and Silver were remade.

I wish that getting a star named after you was cooler.

 

[The_Original_Raitan]

Granted, but the star automatically dissapears from existence

I wish I could make popcorn with the snap of a finger.

 

[deoxys121]

Granted, but the popcorn's stale.

I wish Luis Fonsi would have a concert in Detroit. (Look him up if you don't know him)

 

[Alice]

Granted, but you get sick and can't go.

I wish I had moneyz.

 

[Bonechill]

Granted, but you lose your dignity in the process.

I wish I HAD dignity

 

[smithtism]

Granted, but you lost it playing children's card games.

I wish my stomach always had a satisfactory amount of edible, healthy, and tasty food that would not make me sick inside of it.

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted. You choke it on it and die moments later of being granted the wish.

I wish for another annoying pop song.

 

[Chiar]

Granted but it's so annoying that it injures your brain every time you hear it.
I wish that someone would reverse the letters of this made-up word in the post below:
fhiosiewofejrowdswqslsqkowihjcbncbshskwoeorujcnsmsbwheigcjmdjdjddjtkgofsosdi

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Denied. SP is too lazy to corrupt your wish. *yawns*

I wish someone would cure my laziness.

 

[The_Original_Raitan]

Granted, but there's nothing needed to be done.

I wish Pokemon and The Hunger Games had a crossover book/movie.

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted. It aired once and you missed it. Good luck finding a youtube video :/

I wish I had that one Swinub Plushie.

 

[deoxys121]

Granted, but then it comes to life and uses Ice Beam on you.

I wish I could win the lottery.

 

[smithtism]

Granted. You win THREE WHOLE DOLLARS!

I wish for some kettle corn.

 

[deoxys121]

Granted, but you don't have anything to pop it in.

I wish I had the money for a 3DS.

 

[smithtism]

Granted, but you blow it all on a trip to the zoo instead.

I wish DBZ continued after the Majin Buu saga.

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted. I just extended the credits on the last episode. Congrats. You now have more screentime of people you probably don't care about.

I wish for good will.

 

[Patatas Fritas]

Granted, but then you get smothered with kindness and die.

I wish I was smart.

 

[#Emochu]

Granted but you only get smarter by learning that there is no such thing as being smart

The deathly delicious irony in that.

I wish my bed was a cage bed like Stocking's bed (From PSG)

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Denied. I will crush your silly fandoms! Even if PSG does have that awesome OST @-@ Fallen Angels is definitely one of my favs.

I wish for peace on earth.

 

[smithtism]

Granted. You now have a piece of Earth. Greenland.

I wish lemons wouldn't ruin your teeth.