Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[deoxys121]

Granted, but now you can't make any more wishes. :P

I wish for an unlimited supply of the nectar of the gods: coffee.

 

[Alternative]

Granted, but from now on you're never allowed to wish again. :P

I wish I had my own laptop to use.

 

[PokemonLeagueChamp]

Granted. It has a virus that eats all your files.

I wish I had a real Rayquaza.

 

[smithtism]

Granted, but it's the size of a grain of rice.

I wish people would stop whining about Justin Bieber.
We all know you hate him. You don't have to keep saying it every five seconds.

 

[PokemonLeagueChamp]

Granted. People will now start whining about Rebecca Black.

I wish the Moon was really made of cheese.

 

[Bonechill]

Granted, but gaint mutated space mice eat it.

I wish I had angel wings

 

[Massacre.]

Granted, but then you fly into the sun because we told you to.

I wish I had a life.

 

[SonicBlazePlatinum]

Granted but then you stumble on to TVTropes.

I wish for a zombie invasion to be caused by playing Pokemon Snakewood.

 

[ShyRayq]

Granted but the zombies are in an alternate universe

I wish for people to stop listening

 

[Massacre.]

Granted, but then the world ends due to terrorist threats.

I wish I could die.

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted. You're human and now possess the ability to die.

I wish for eternal love.

 

[deoxys121]

Granted. You are now eternally loved by a random fly that happens to be in your house.

I wish for a better cell phone provider.

 

[Massacre.]

Granted, you get ATT but then they randomly declare bankruptcy and shut their company down and then take all your money.

I wish for MORE GENIES

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted. Your current Genie replicates himself ten times so that you have more Genies. Since all of the Genies you possess are genetically identical... you've already used up all of their wishes.

I wish for common sense.

 

[deoxys121]

Granted, but nobody else has common sense.

I wish it wasn't so hot out.

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted. It's now nuclear.

I wish for a good ending.

 

[nm legend]

granted.. it was a good ending..

i wish it was next week already please!

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Denied. I don't do time traveling *snaps fingers*

I wish people would remember that they can also deny wishes.

 

[Spectrum]

Granted. As a result of granting your wish, despite my best efforts to do otherwise, I have thus proven that it is impossible to deny wishes, and that you are in fact hacking. The internet police will be at your door shortly with an arrest warrant.

I wish I had a cat.

 

[Hydreizard]

Granted, but it turns out to be a tiger and rips you to pieces.

I wish R/S remakes were announced