Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted, but the music itself is illegal to own :x

I wish for Pun-ishment.

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Granted, but there are no puns in the punishment.

I wish for this thread to be closed.

 

[Pokea X]

It gets closed but immediately re-opens as a zombie thread.

I wish I had a puppy

 

[deoxys121]

Granted. Here ya go:

Spoiler:

I wish I could afford a 3DS.

 

[PelipperMail]

Granted, but the graphics for Black and White are blurry.

I wish Pelipper would recieve an evolution in the next generation.

 

[Blue Nocturne]

Granted, but the next generation isn't for another 27 years. The evolution is also virtually identical to Pelipper, except it can learn gust.

I wish for a turkey sandwich, on rye bread, with lettuce and mustard, and I don't want any zombie turkeys, I don't want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any other weird surprises. You got it?

 

[PelipperMail]

Granted, but you're not hungry.

I wish for famine to end, with nobody dying in the process.

 

[Kanzler]

Granted. We'll eat your kangaroos (Kangaroos aren't people are they?). Then you are jailed for life for allowing us to eat kangaroos.

I wish I had a thesis statement for 2.5% of my grade tomorrow.

 

[mishy.]

Granted, but your teacher absolutely hates the thesis statement and gives you a low grade.

I wish for my PS2 to play a certain game that it's not playing.

 

[xelarator]

Granted, but the game corrupts your PS2, making it come alive and it eat your cookies and orange juice. :D

I wish for PIZZA!

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted. You have a Pete Zah! It's a guy who just keeps saying "Zah!" over and over again <.<

I wish to take your derivative so I can lay my tangent lines on your curves :P

 

[xelarator]

Granted, but you did that to my clone, and i'm a GUY, so...ha! And you get thrown in jail for the misuse of math terms.

I wish for a gun.

 

[Exzessiva]

Granted but a toy gun is all you will get xD

I wish no one can corrupt this wish .__.

 

[Pokemaster1993]

Granted, but then you die immediately.

I wish I could live in Ponyville.

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Denied.

I wish that everyone who denied a wish would get their heads blown up o.o

 

[xelarator]

Granted, but something more precious if blown off of you. 0-0

I wish to go on a trip.

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Denied.

I wish that I knew what blew up...

 

[xelarator]

Denied, wait...I MEAN GRA....*boom* ow...my stomach...your stomach blew up too..now I'm full...

Now can I go on a trip?

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted, but you destination-just like the limit-does not exist.

I wish that the next poster forgets to post a wish.

 

[Yoshikkko]

Granted, but moments after, they will remember and edit the post. c wut i did thar

I wish I could stay 17 for another year.