Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[Arenax Seventhian]

Granted, but at the bottom is a sizeable hungry Crocdile that swallows you whole.

I wish I had a Paypal account.....

 

[xelarator]

Granted, but then a Spy (Me) backstabs you in the back with a butterfly knife, and you can't use your paypal account. Cause' your dead.

I wish more people would be involved in this thread.

 

[ShinyUmbreon189]

Granted, but then you get ninja'd every 2 seconds, it's like little ant's once they find a crumb.
I wish I was better at Black Ops. I'm not doing to good on it.

 

[xelarator]

Granted, but then your Black Ops disk breaks. Opps.

I wish for a fish to slap people with.

 

[Hikamaru]

Granted but it's a Magikarp that flops like mad.

I wish for the Syrian war to stop.

 

[xelarator]

Granted, but two weeks later it starts again, and it's even worse than before.

I wish for a cherry pie.

 

[Hikamaru]

Granted but it got eaten by a Munchlax.

I wish that the 9/11 attacks never happened...

 

[diab_low]

Granted but the Illuminati find another way to disrupt world peace.

I wish that I was more smarter.

 

[halcyonic]

Granted but you become such a geek that everybody starts to laugh at you.

I wish I knew how to make GFX's.

 

[Hikamaru]

Denied because no one knows how.

I wish that more PC users genderbended...

 

[WillPowerPedro]

Granted, but it spreads to your forum and makes you look less pro.

I wish I had 800 bucks.

 

[Hikamaru]

Denied, you can't wish for money.

I wish Diablo actually repeated Cablegate...

 

[diab_low]

Granted but Diablo gets caught and cannot spend time on PC

I wish there were no police in the world.

 

[Hikamaru]

Granted, you are now wanted in Sweden.

I wish that the Olympics were not so talked about...

 

[diab_low]

Granted but now no one likes their country and start rioting.

I wish Nationalism didn't cause alot of trouble.

 

[Hikamaru]

Denied, it did cause trouble.

I wish that Julian Assange didn't bleach his hair...

 

[diab_low]

Denied he has to have white hair

I wish PC stayed this active forever.

 

[Hikamaru]

Granted, everyone joins.

I wish that WikiLeaks did not leak 250,000 secret cables that eventually lead into the Assange extradition issues...

 

[diab_low]

Granted but now ther is no joke to my sig and avatar.

I wish more funny stuff happened around the world.

 

[SomariFeyWright]

Granted, but you find everything so funny you never get a chance to breathe.

I wish I had Pinkie Pie with me.
And, for emphasis, NOT the crazy Cupcakes version.