Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[Hikamaru]

Denied, cos the wisher fell asleep.

I wish I had the ability to gift donate all my friends to the PC Supporter ranks.

 

[Treecko]

Granted but you spent all your money doing so.


I wish I had Black2 or White2 right now and not have to wait for Christmas.

 

[Hikamaru]

Granted, it magically appears in your hands!

I wish that Ash's Pikachu stopped resetting.

 

[roosterman]

granted but your last corruption was too nice so no corruption for you!

i wish me and my trade thread were more popular

 

[Pokestick good times.]

Granted, your thread is now immensely popular amongst goldfish.
Enjoy your new aquatic friends!

I wish for cookies. Cookies and glory.

 

[roosterman]

granted, my army of goldfish stole it all!

i wish i had more legendaries left to catch in normal pokeballs now that i caught them all

 

[CourageHound]

Granted...but it takes 10 game resset for you to capture each one

I wish for a new wiiu and 3ds~ pweez?

 

[Arcturus.]

Granted, but they both suddenly break, for no reason at all.

I wish there were more places to train strong Pokemon.

 

[Blaze42]

Granted, but there are no places to train weak Pokémon anymore.

I wish Christmas was here already.

 

[CourageHound]

Granted, but everyone forgot to give you a present

I wish i could high five an Emboar

 

[Arcturus.]

Granted, but since he's a Fighting type, he high fives you so hard that your arm breaks.

I wish I could find a shiny Pokemon.

 

[roosterman]

granted, you found a bidoof!

i wish my shiny wobbuffet could learn encore

 

[CourageHound]

Granted, but he spontaneously and irrecoverably forgets all his other moves

I wish I could transform like a ditto...but better

 

[Meowing Mewtwo]

Granted, but you turn into an explosion and you die a horrid death.

I wish that I could be skewered by pipes but live!

 

[CourageHound]

DENIED! Sound like that wud hurt.

I wish i had a magic box

 

[Meowing Mewtwo]

Granted, too bad it's a SQUARE SHAPED BLACK HOLE!!!! This is the part where you die.

Okay, I wish I could be decapitated by a circular saw that flew out of an exploding factory? But my head would grow back and I'd live... I'm not that psychotic.

 

[BrotherA]

Granted but then you could never move for the rest of your life.

I wish a date tonight.

 

[Meowing Mewtwo]

Granted, but your date explodes and is all over your face.

I wish for a non-violent mind...

 

[BrotherA]

denied because crazy people are fun.

I wish My Little Pony never happened.

 

[Meowing Mewtwo]

Granted, but then my ravaged-by-psycosis mind goes even more insane and recreates it in a new form with me as the star, and then going supernova and creating another universe that eats the old universe and makes us all zombies with a love for chocolate.

I wish for a removable mustache.