Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[pikakitten]

So long as I can play the games.

Sadly you can only draw nudes and they have to be real and in front of you so you don't paint much and when you do... well... you know.

I wish I could play the magnagate and the infinite labyrinth in english!

 

[CourageHound]

granted but for some unworldly reason, you get bored within 2 min and then give it to me :P

I wish people at my school were nicer

 

[pikakitten]

Haha! Nice one.

Aww, does someone need a hug? Granted but you become filled with all their jerkiness.

I wish I could go to Paris!

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Granted but you couldn't find direct flights there. You finally got there after switching from 15 planes.

I wish for Tier 4 supportership this Christmas.

 

[Arcturus.]

Granted, but you have to grant everybody on PC Tier 5 in return.

I wish Christmas was already here.

 

[Captain Gizmo]

Granted, but you've become more sicker than ever and forced to stay home while everyone else is at a Christmas party.

I wish I had Pokemon Black 2.

 

[Arcturus.]

Granted, but you get some bootleg version with so many glitches it's unplayable,

I wish I knew what to wish for.

 

[Captain Gizmo]

Granted, but you can't wish for it.

I wish I'll get a new cellphone.

 

[pikakitten]

Granted! Here is the oldest cellphone in the world, my friend! Whoops, it appears to have turned to ashes in my hands :P

I wish I could wish for the wish of someone elses wish so that the wish may be horribly corrupted and reversed in time to it's original state xD

 

[Blaze42]

Denied. That wish confused me.

I wish Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends came back.

 

[TaichiWind]

Granted. As part of "Nostalgia Week", the movie is re-ran on CN.

I wish for the Auryn.

 

[CourageHound]

Denied, cuz i'm not sure wat that is.

I wish to find some awesome pics of Muk

 

[Blaze42]

Granted, but... Uh, something bad happens I guess.

I wish Squidward was here to see this.

 

[CourageHound]

Granted, but he didnt care and went home

I wish I had an a beyond amazing skill in art

 

[Blaze42]

Granted, but everyone gets really jealous and tries to kill you.

I wish I didn't have autism.

 

[TaichiWind]

Granted, you fall in unrequited love and commit suicide because you're overwhelmed.

I wish this wish was not corrupted.

(NOTE: YOU CAN'T DENY WISHES, THAT'S NOT CREATIVE IN THE SLIGHTEST)

 

[lloebet]

Granted, But i go back in time and stop you from wishing that your wish as not corrupted and you explode.

I wish i had a towel.

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Granted but it's soaked in gasoline.

I wish for a new car.

 

[Arcturus.]

Granted, but it was made in the most cheapest way possible, but it is a new car.

I wish...for something.

 

[Patrick]

Granted. Enjoy the flu.

I wish people would stop getting on each other's case over the most absolute trival crap, and learn to live and let live so we could all be bros or something.