Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[Hikamaru]

Denied, you have other plans.

I wish I could find better GIFs for my signature.

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Granted but you can't slim them down to fit the signature size.

I wish that Luna Park didn't have these freaky clowns in it 0_0

 

[CourageHound]

Granted. Instead they have freaky vampires

I wish I had the abillity to bring things I draw to life

 

[François2]

Granted, but everything you draw is insecure about their appearance and thus resent you for creating them.

I wish I could be more motivated to study.

 

[CourageHound]

Granted, every peice of technology you have malfunctions unless they are used acedemecly and it starts storming outside so you have nothing else to do but study

I wish Ursaring were 6'3" instead of 5'11

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Granted, people now run in fear whenever hey see one.

I wish that I was a Snorlax in the Pokemon World.

 

[Arcturus.]

Granted, but then you fall asleep and block a path for the rest of your Poke-life.

I wish I was good at drawing.

 

[CourageHound]

Granted, but for some reason you have artist block that prevents you from using your artistic talents

I wish today was saturday again

 

[Chaos Fork]

Granted, but lots of people in the world hate saturday
I wish I had 1000 wishes

 

[Chaos Fork]

GRANDED, BUT NO ONE IS POSTING HERE.
I WISH PEOPLE WILL POST HERE

 

[Ephemeral Euphoria]

Granted but they're all 4channers.

I wish for Eazy E, Notorious BIG, and Tupac to come back to life.

 

[Nakuzami]

Granted, but they come back as zombies and begin the apocalypse.

I wish I didn't get dumped. >.>;

 

[Mark Kamill]

Granted, but your boyfriend is now super ugly.

 

[Nakuzami]

(omigawsh, I could totally live with that. Dunno about him, though. xD)

I wish you weren't so forgetful. . . .

 

[Mark Kamill]

Wish granted, but I will now remember too much, and get everyone banned for previous instances. >:D
I wish for a chance to be famous.

 

[Nakuzami]

Granted, but it quickly spirals into infamy and there's not a place in the world that you're not a fugitive, including Antarctica.

I wish I had something fun to do. >.>;

 

[Seth Rollins]

Granted. But when you finish, you'll never have something to do.

Wish I had more songs on my Ipod...xD

 

[Nakuzami]

Granted, but they're all illegally downloaded Justin Bieber songs and you get sentenced to life in prison with no parole.

I wish I had money. A lot of it, that wasn't stolen or laundered. >.>;

 

[doeboy9]

Granted, You are now a billionaire... in Zimbabwe Dollars. The world most useless currency.

I wish I had my own successful company.

 

[Mark Kamill]

Granted, but the company turns out to be a dot com bubble.
I wish I had the power to never lose.