Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[Patrick]

Granted. You found the experience horribly empty. Questions self, life.

More of a hope, but I wish/hope that my school has a lot more connections to game studios than Electronic Arts.

 

[roosterman]

granted! i started my own game studio and sent them all 99 of my email addresses and my cell and home phone numbers along with my moms cell number.

i wish i had a paypal account so i could donate $25 and get an email and blog here.

 

[Pokestick good times.]

Granted, but you soon realise it's not as amazing as you thought it'd be.

I'm gonna wish for some good old fashioned cookies.

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Granted, but there's vegemite in it.

I wish that I would become a mod.

 

[Hikamaru]

Granted, but you have to share a job with Hikari.

I wish that Renpuu stopped calling my avatar/sig "creepy old man".

 

[BlazingLink]

Granted, but now he adores him and bothers you for his name/number.

I wish I had $900.

 

[jazzykurl]

Granted, but then you got robbed $500 and then had to pay off a $400 electricity bill.

I wish I was a master of karate~

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Granted but somehow you still get kicked in the nuts hard.

I wish that my acne was gone.

 

[jazzykurl]

Granted, but then you got a huge rash on your face

I wish I had a cat~

 

[Pokestick good times.]

And you had. Eight years ago.

A backrub, please.

 

[SomariFeyWright]

Sure thing.
BRING IN THE JACKHAMMER

I wish Cave Story wasn't a dark game.

 

[Affliction]

Granted, but anyone under the age of 350 cannot play it.

I wish for a wish!

 

[mishy.]

Granted, but you cannot wish anything that you truly wish for.

I wish for a Dragon.

 

[Arcturus.]

Granted, but it burns your house down and flies away.

I wish computers weren't such a pain sometimes.

 

[Gliese]

Granted, but spammers have it easier using software for hiding and causing trouble.

I wish it was September already.

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Granted, you find yourself on September 30th.

I wish that crazy stuff happened in Sydney.

 

[Arcturus.]

Granted, but it gets too crazy.

I wish for someone to corrupt my wish.

 

[Seki]

And it was corrupted.

I wish I would get a 3DS for free.

 

[Pepster98]

Granted. heres your brand new cardboard 3ds...


I wish for a gurlfriend

 

[StinkomanFan]

Granted, but she's UNGODLY clingy and stalks you endlessly

I wish people would stop caring about EV Training