Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[Pepster98]

Granted. but now everyone obsesses over collecting oran berries... LOOK WHAT YOU DONE @_@



I wish for an unlimited supply of chiken pot pie

 

[Negative-Zero]

Granted, but the chickens are still alive

I wish for the ability to see through walls

 

[Arcturus.]

Granted, but you can't turn it off and always end walking into walls.

I wish I had more money.

 

[StinkomanFan]

Granted, it's stolen.

I wish I had a Serperior in real life.

 

[ThaTruth]

Granted, it swallows you whole.

I wish I had beef Steak to eat right now.

 

[Pepster98]

Granted, it wasnt cooked right and now you have worms...


I whish for a big beutiful house

 

[StinkomanFan]

You get it, but it's haunted.

I wish I didn't neglect my family so much.

 

[Pepster98]

granted, now your family neglects YOU.



I wish for a dance dance revolution arcade machine

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Granted, but it's an ultra hard version.

I wish that there was more artwork of Snorlax.

 

[Pepster98]

granted, but that art work is ... um... yea you get the joke...

PS: hard mode isnt a a corruption (I am a DDR god)

I wish my feet would stop itching.

 

[StinkomanFan]

Congrats, but now that spot on your back where you can't reach itches instead

I wish my nails would stop growing.

 

[Pepster98]

granted, now you have no nails



I wish i was hawt

 

[Arcturus.]

Granted, your temperature is now equal to that of the Sun's surface.

I wish CSS was easier to learn.

 

[Ephemeral Euphoria]

Granted, now you got script kiddies ruining what you held dear.

I wish for a army of heartless to fight.

 

[Pepster98]

granted, but they rebelled, killed you and died due to lack of heart



I wish for every video game in the world

 

[lineofdeath]

Granted but they all get really glitchy and then they explode, and then this idior comes and forces you tocear it.

I wish for some rice!

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Granted but they taste like vegemite.

I wish that I have my own smartphone that can't be broken in any way or form.

 

[lineofdeath]

I love vegimite!

Granted, but in stead of getring damaged, it gets stolen

I wish for the girl I fancy to kiss me.

 

[Pepster98]

granted but she had herpies...


I wish for all three mother/earthbound games

 

[StinkomanFan]

Granted, they're all in Italian.

I wish I knew German