~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

[XNaut]

Granted, but you will be stuck back in time, won't be able to return to the present, and will have no future to the point where your whole body will evaporate.

I wish putting on makeup is easy.

 

[strangerhypno]

Granted but then everything else in your life becomes ten times harder.

I wish the day lasted longer

 

[Miah]

Granted, but there's not enough time to sleep, which is mentally unhealthy!

I wish our Christmas break would be extended > <

 

[strangerhypno]

Granted but it gets extended for fifteen years and then the education system collapses

I wish there was a magical computer that could answer any questions correctly

 

[XNaut]

Granted, but only scientists use them.

I wish my phone is not stupid.

 

[Miah]

Same.

I wi— Granted, but it becomes too complex for you to understand!

I wish I could hit someone really hard. :thinking:

 

[Pure Essence]

Granted, but you break their skull and get charged with murder

I wish I could just go to that park already

 

[XNaut]

Granted, but then a dog comes and bites you.

I wish I could have more free time right now before I leave.

 

[Ebontope]

Granted, you are fired from any of your jobs and expelled from any of your schools and studies.

I wish I could breathe underwater.

 

[Mooshgo]

Granted, but now you can't breathe air.

I wish animals could speak human languages.

 

[strangerhypno]

Granted then the entire animal kingdom barring humans team up and overthrow humanity

I wish human lifespans were 10 times longer

 

[XNaut]

Granted, but the bodies will fall apart when the human lifespan is 10 times longer.

I wish I had a bathroom in the hallway and not inside another room that is not mine.

 

[Ebontope]

Granted. But it's now the only bathroom in existence, so the government annexes it and charges you and others for using it.

I wish candy was good for you.

 

[XNaut]

Granted, but they will cost $150+ each.

I wish rent is not expensive.

 

[Pure Essence]

Granted, but what you're renting can't be more then a hotel two-bedroom in size

I wish there was a way to get Darkrai in UsUm.

 

[Miah]

Granted, but it can only be done by paying an expensive fee :p

I wish I didn't have a runny nose :/

 

[XNaut]

Granted, but now you have a fungus on your toe.

I wish I was good at drawing.

 

[Pure Essence]

Granting. you can draw ditto extremely well, but only that Pokemon.

I wish I could become a darkrai master in Pokken DX

 

[Miah]

Granted but you can't play the game!

I wish I'm not really hungry right now

 

[XNaut]

Granted, but your parents make you eat anyways.

I wish I did not have allergies.