~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

Granted, but you will be stuck back in time, won't be able to return to the present, and will have no future to the point where your whole body will evaporate.

I wish putting on makeup is easy.
 
Granted but then everything else in your life becomes ten times harder.

I wish the day lasted longer
 
Granted but it gets extended for fifteen years and then the education system collapses

I wish there was a magical computer that could answer any questions correctly
 
Granted, but you break their skull and get charged with murder

I wish I could just go to that park already
 
Granted, but then a dog comes and bites you.

I wish I could have more free time right now before I leave.
 
Granted, you are fired from any of your jobs and expelled from any of your schools and studies.

I wish I could breathe underwater.
 
Granted then the entire animal kingdom barring humans team up and overthrow humanity

I wish human lifespans were 10 times longer
 
Granted, but the bodies will fall apart when the human lifespan is 10 times longer.

I wish I had a bathroom in the hallway and not inside another room that is not mine.
 
Granted. But it's now the only bathroom in existence, so the government annexes it and charges you and others for using it.

I wish candy was good for you.
 
Granted, but what you're renting can't be more then a hotel two-bedroom in size

I wish there was a way to get Darkrai in UsUm.
 
Granted, but now you have a fungus on your toe.

I wish I was good at drawing.
 
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Granting. you can draw ditto extremely well, but only that Pokemon.

I wish I could become a darkrai master in Pokken DX
 
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