~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

Granted, but your online friend lied about his/her age and turns out to be old.

I wish I did not have poor social skills.
 
Granted. They're so good now that everyone is friends with you making life much harder

I wish my family wasn't annoying
 
Granted but then you become literally invisible to them and can no longer interact.

I wish I could leap through time
 
Granted, she's so nice she's annoying

I wish for a pet Dusk Lycanroc as a loving companion

(also the direhorse is from the movie avatar, not as my own avatar.)
 
Granted but then your account gets deleted

I wish the next wish to be not corrupted
 
Granted, but everything else is corrupted.

I wish I could listen to the song 1741 over and over again on my phone's song album
 
Granted, but it's all the sound that your phone will make. Any call you receive is replaced with the song on repeat, alarms are the song on repeat, every time you tap the screen or press a button the song plays in its entirety and your phone will never die or break.

I wish that I could become a famous painter.
 
Granted. You are famous for drawing Digimon and only Digimon.

I wish I knew when to change my avi
 
Granted, but you got your avatar from a site that has viruses.

I wish to play the Talisman board game again.
 
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Granted, now all humans are extinct.

I wish Steam did not have so many limited features.
 
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