~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

[Ace Trainer 188]

Granted and turns out your taste buds stopped working at the time so you can't taste it.

I wish I could win any sort of game forever.

 

[Miah]

Granted, but you can't play any sort of game forever.

I wish the internet is faster

 

[Radiating]

Granted, but all your electronic break down.

I wish I could teleport.

 

[Miah]

ARE YOU GONNA POSSESS MY PHONE?!?!!?!?!?!!???????????

You already wished for that, and I already corrupted it.
Granted, but teleportation takes time based on how long it'll take when you run to your destination!

I wish Radiating wasn't really a Rotom.

 

[purplecicada]

Granted, but he's a Ditto.

I wish I had a nice PC,

 

[Miah]

That's even worse!
Granted, it looks nice, but it has extremely low storage space and RAM

I wish senpai was here...

 

[Tsutarja]

Granted, but senpai doesn't notice you. :senpai:

I wish I had a bachelor's degree and not just an associate's.

 

[Ace Trainer 188]

Granted, and turns out it makes you overweight. (I tried, okay)

I wish 2015 never existed or happened.

 

[Tsutarja]

Granted, but now that means you'd have one less year of the last good president of America.

I wish I never broke my arm at the end of last year.

 

[Miah]

Granted, but you broke your phone instead.

I wish my phone's battery wouldn't drop to 20% really fast!

 

[Tsutarja]

Granted, but now it will drop 50% really fast instead of 20%!

I wish that I could still get paid while being at home all day.

 

[Ace Trainer 188]

Granted and then the company that gives you money will go bankrupt because they spent it all on you.

I wish we never had to go to school or work on mondays.

 

[Tsutarja]

Granted, but now that means your in school and/or working on Saturday and Sunday!

I wish I could just lose weight. ;___;

 

[Miah]

Granted, but you the weight you lost was lesser than what you wanted.

I wish I can be online 24/7

 

[Tsutarja]

Granted, but now you'll only be in cyberspace for eternity.

I wish I wasn't so tired at work today.

 

[VoltYellow]

Granted but you wont be able to sleep for a night!
I wish I could Fly!

 

[Miah]

Granted, but you don't know how to start.

I wish I can just be in cyberspace for eternity

 

[Tsutarja]

Granted, but now that means that if cyberspace goes down, you lose a life D:

I wish I could have a pool in my yard.

 

[Miah]

Darn...

Granted, but when you swim in it, the water tries to sloowly pull you inside the water!

I wish I had internet 24/7!!!!!!!

 

[Tsutarja]

Granted, but now you have no food 24/7.

I wish I had the skills to make a nice breakfast this morning.