~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

[Tsutarja]

Granted, but now you miss out on all the day's important events!

I wish tomorrow wasn't Monday ;_;

 

[Miah]

What? Granted, tomorrow's now Tuesday because it is Monday today.
The time when I posted this is 4:01AM in Florida, right?

I wish for a not so super hot Summer!

 

[PageEmp]

Granted and you will then catch a cold and miss out on the whole thing

I wish a TV show I liked would nolonger be cancelled come on again

 

[Miah]

Granted, everyone can watch it except you.

I wish I don't feel tired anymore, I just woke up.

 

[Tsutarja]

Granted, but now you'll feel tired for the rest of the week after today

I wish it was next week so that I could be finished with the school semester

 

[Miah]

Granted, you missed every discussion and homework this week.

I wish I can stay up longer so I can be more active...

 

[Miah]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Granted, but now you've spoiled those popular TV series's.

I wish senpai would notice me :3

 

[Hands]

Granted, you can now speak to the dead, but can no longer see the living.

I wish that i wasn;t leaving work two hours late

 

[Lunar]

Granted, you're leaving 10 hours late.

I wish I could get A's in all my exams this year.

 

[Echidna]

Granted, but you're accused of academic dishonesty and consequently expelled.

I wish I gain the ability to artistically express the ideas I have.

 

[Tsutarja]

Granted, but you and only you can see those ideas even when posted.

I wish I had more hours at work :x

 

[Tsutarja]

Granted, but now those ailments transfer onto you.

I wish I could master Pokémon battling competitively.

 

[Echidna]

Granted, but it consumes your entire life until you are old and frail. You wake up one morning and look back at your life, where has it gone? You no longer like Pokemon, you no longer care. You weep, and go outside where you say hi to the neighbor you never liked and tend to the garden you wish you'd never planted.

I wish I could get this damn paper done already, why am I on PC :/

 

[Miah]

Granted, you finished it but you accidentally spilled water on it.

I wish I no longer have so many stuff to do!!

 

[Tsutarja]

Granted, but now you'll be so bored that you want to do something, but can't.

I wish it was cool again, I hate hot temperatures!

 

[Miah]

Granted, you can only turn the weather into what forecasts says.

I wish we didn't have to move...

 

[Tsutarja]

Granted, but now you're fired. Oops.

I wish that Tuesday would come.

 

[noa]

Tuesday is here... And will come again, forever and ever. You will live the same Tuesday forever. Surely after the 3000th time, it'll become tiring, no?

I wish I didn't have to work to make money.

 

[Miah]

Granted, you now work without getting anything.

I wish I wasn't this sleepy...

 

[Tsutarja]

Granted, but now you will be forever awake, which is unhealthy!

I wish it was closer to Christmas!