~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

The sandwich is so big that its gravitational field pulls the earth out of its orbit and flings it into deep space.

I wish to find a shiny Pokemon tomorrow!
 
Oh. Someone is calling me from the mortal world. It looks like a human… no wait is a pokemon!
So you wish for a device that can control the weather. Ok, granted, but your every time you use the device, you will be teleported to the outside.

As a powerful "god" I wish to be the MOST powerful "god" in this universe!
 
Granted. I have decided to expel you from your school.

I wish that I had a luxury car
 
Granted! As time passes and your old hammer starts decaying, new parts appear where the weapon was previously damaged, then, one day, all of the parts of your hammer are different from when it was before. If that's an entire brand-new hammer, that's for you to decide.

I wish I could solve paradoxes
 
Granted, but ė̷͈̹ā̵̲c̸̡̪̔̐ḥ̶͚͐͠ ̶̯̮̌t̵̳̰͊î̸̬̮̽ḿ̵̧ḛ̵̖͝ ̶͍̈y̵̡̢̛̬̞͇͋͆̀̕͘͝ô̷̭̌͂̇͠͝ų̴̌̈́̽̔̌̀͛ ̵̳̣̥̙̲̾̇̕̚͘s̸̪͕̈́̒̑̊̐͘͝ǫ̶̰͔̯̼̏̈́l̵͔̩͇̈́́̈́̃̈́͠ͅv̷͕̯̄͐̃̕̚͝ę̶͉̠̅̋ ̵̧̝͖̻̝̘̺̗͕̮̅́̏̆̀͗̚͝ọ̶͓̟͔̩̦̋͛͝ͅn̸̡̢̟̪͇͉͚͍̫̩̼̟̥̦̩̫̈͊̽̍̒̓̐̂͒̾́̍̅̓͆͠ȩ̴͔̺̱͓͔̪̉̍̅̀̀̌͜ ̶̼͕͍͍̭̤̞̮͎̀̎̉͂̋̔͗͒̾͘ṱ̶̛̻̠̮̟͎̭̂̐̄̌͐͋͛͜h̸̨̡̛͖͓̘̾̾͒́͊̄̈́̒̿̔͝e̷̢̛͕͔̹̬͕͖̽̊͊̐̉́̒̕ ̸̨̦̭͓̤͓͔̆̂̈́̀w̵̡̛̗̖͇̭͈͎̯̄̒̒̅̿̽̏̄͗̄̐̕̕͝͝o̸͖̐̄͒̈́ͅŗ̸̦͕̣͕̮͈̦̲̜͑̒ļ̶̤̠̤̮̱͔̺̤̳͍̤̀͒̓̓̂̓͒͋̍̇̏̊̉͋̕͜͠ͅd̵̨̧̥̝̭͚̻̹̗̪̦̟̦͈̩͕̏͆̿͊́̾̃͑̀͆͌͝͠ ̴̧̛͍̼̜̰͓̬͓̯̮̲͔̣̬̜͕͔͙̞̳͇͍̺̻̽̋̾̑́͗͋͑͂̐̚͘͝ͅg̸̢̡̢̙͙̰̳̺̘̞̜͖͎̞̲̞͚̞͋̉̏͒̆̂͗̾̾̕̚͜͜ë̴̤̰͔͙̞̲͙̤̤̆̎̐̈̅ẗ̴̨̡̧͓̰̱̯͎͖̯͈͍̹̙̺̲̝̰̰̮͙͙̯́̀̆̀̿͛̋̀́̀͆̓̈́̒̍͆̑͑̕̚̕͜͝͝ş̷͉͕̖̤͐͆̈́͂́̌̄ ̴̡͓͕͎̗͇͈͕̟̟͕͉̘̦̳̝̺͇̹̮̱͈͔̜̾̓̓̍̈́́̒͒͗͒͘͜m̵̡̱̾͐́̇̅̀̅̓͂̅̽́̏͂̃̃̈́̓̈͂̋̚͝o̴̡̡̡̨͇̮͚̞̝͖̥̟̹̭̪̗̣͍͈̻̬̊̽̀͛̒̅̌̽͑͘͜͝ͅr̷̡̥͎̩̖̤̖̮͇̥̱̱̬̥̝͓̥̩̻͎̈́̔̎̔́̇́͛͂̽̉͊̑̀̚̕͜͝͝ͅͅè̴̡̡̢̢̛͎̮̺͕͎̼͈̜͔͇̫̲̦͈̻͓̺̱̺͒͐͒͜ ̷̡̛̭͉̗̖͎̫̟̘̟̫̲̎͛̏̑̇̊̏̇̚ͅä̷̻͎̘̠́̈́́̏̑͐̂̆̔̃̒̌͌ǹ̷͔̠̯̻͕̫͎͕̬̠̜̹̖̤̫̤̝̻̱̳͑ͅď̴̯̰̯̿̔̿͑͆̈̀̔̽̐͛̋̍́̕̕ ̶̨̧̦̦̙̖͚̖̙̈́͒͒̍͑͌͜͝m̷̢̡̼̫͓̥̣̫̙̭͑͒̾̇́̔̐̌̚̚͜͠ͅö̷̡̧̗͇̭̙̼̰͎̯̻̙̣͓͔̖̳̞̹̥̫͎̎͊͛͋̌̑̈r̸͕̻̲͓̝̜̯͉̦̥͖͙̯̣̝̥̱̺͎̒̈́͋̈́͌̐̅̽̊͌̐̊́̇͝e̷̡̢̧̳̬͙̲̖̺͎̮̗̭̼͍͈̰̙͇̺̻̣̤͊̇͂̂̔̂̎͌̓͂̕̚͜ d̷̡̢̢̛͙̘͓͈̳̘̫̟̲̺̣̪̞̭͉̝̮͖̤̙͎̠̬͕̯͙̟̦̭̀͋̈́̈͐̅̽̅̾̇̓͂͛̔̌̔̏́̄͜͠͠ĭ̴̡̢̧̛̫̳̗̟̝̙̪̫̝̪̘̮͎̼̪̗͎̲͊͛͐͑̃̾̀̀̓͛͘͜͠s̶̨̘̲̱̯͉̗͚̝͖̝̘͉͉̜̱͔̩̘̻͛͛͊̾̀̍̀t̴̲̯̟͈͓̮̮͛͐̊̓́̐̂̅̔̾̓ō̴̢̧͈̦̪̖͍̮̻͕͔͇͚͎̥͕̜̳̥̙̳͜ͅr̸̖̣̻͇̟̺̮̹̩͎̦̲̗͇͈̺̜̙͔̱̈́̿̊̅͛̈́̀͒̍̀̿̉̀̂̆̈́̐̿̂͌͜͠͠t̵̠̹̰̭̝̩͙̳͕͇̞̟̞̞̄̀̇̀̓̍̇͌̀̋̎̾̂̕͝͝ė̶̡̹̰̪̬͍̿d̶͙̩̞͈̦̺͉̗̗̯͍̠̹͚̞̍͆̓͛̐̾͘͜ ̶̨̡̛͎̰̰̮͖̼̦͖̳̭͓̻̣̬̯͉̗͙̰̝̥͕̗͖̭̤͙͇̈́͊̊͆̂́͌̊͗̃̒̈́̋̄̃̈͐͆̓͆̕͜͝ṷ̴̡̨͕̞͕͎̞͇͎̫̼͎͙͚̮͉̼̪͓̯͓̻̳̙̟͉̫̳̲̗̜͈͇͗̎͗̏̆̂̂̑̓́̈̉̎͆̿̕͘͜͝͝n̴̥̲̗͈̲̮̳̻̻̾́͗̎́̓̓͛̎̀̈́͌͒͛͋t̶̡̨̼̻̻͓̣̩̮͔̦̳̱̝͕̼͂́̌̐́̄̈́̋̔̀͑͂̐̓͒͗́͆̈́̈͜͠į̸̛̤͙̳̳̱̳͚͎͈̒̓̑̽̽̑́͋̔͑̈́̈́̅͛͒͌̎͂̊͛̓͝͝l̷̡̧̧̡̛͕̬̠̙̙͙͕̣̗̻̤͇̪̹̣̰̯̲͍̬̙̰̜̞̹̱͇̀̉̇̈͒̈́̄̽̆̈̋̀̔̄̑͌̌̕͝ ̵̡̛̞̗̼̺̗̩̺̫̣̪̲͚͇̪̟̥̰͕͔̗̼̳̙̦͎̏̀̋͗̈̅̈̽̔̆̀̾̃̆́͂͒̆̎̒̉͘̕͜͜͠͝ę̶̛̗̦͙̬̲̭̦̪̬̲̱̫̗̈́͋͗̍̂̈͆̑̓͋͊͋̀͊͆͊͑̈́́̀̽̈́̏̈́̇͗͒̃̕̕͜ͅͅv̷̨̡̦̾̌̀̈̚͝͝ę̵̧̳̬͕̹͇̬͚͔̺̪̳̼͓͎̦͚͚̯̯̯̤̝̠̲͔̟̽ͅn̸̺̪͔̑̀̀̽̈́̈́̋̔̏͂͒̎͊̂̌̈́̀̒͂̒͑͂͊̀͗͂̌̏̒̕t̸̡̧̟͚̯̭̻̣̪̜͍̯̠̙͔͙͕̯͕͕̥̖̪͇̭͉͖̣̳͑̑̏̽̑̋̽̀̏͛͌͛̊͂̉͌̄̔̚̚͜ủ̷̡̡̻̪̻͕̖̉͂̆̈́͒̌̈́̓̏̐͐͒̈́͂͝͝a̶̢̡̢̡͓͎̝͕̰̙̬̭̳̖͎̣̫̘͎̣͉͇̮͊̀́̉̈̓̋̐̀͌̏͒̂̂͠͠ļ̸̢͖̲͓̯̩̼͉̖͙̮̱̯̥̹̥̹̮̗̓̎͒̆̌̄͋̈́̇̚̚͜͠l̵̢͔͇̮̺͈͈͚͎̲̺̼̺̗̟̻̙̟̱̠̯͊̓͌̎̈́̾́͋̈́̿̋̑̽̅̀̂̊́̈́̍̌̊̂̆̂̌̈́͂̄͋̄͑̍͝͝͠ͅy̴̛̱̆̅̋̐̃̓̃̎̌̀̍͆̓̕͝͝ ̸̯͈̗̱͈̣̳̥̘̪͉͚͇͍̲̳̗͇̙͈̙̫̩̳̈́͌̆̂̈͒͒̆̽̉͌̍̓̽͛̈̋̆̆͂̓͋̋̽͋̈́́͆̾̉̉̆̈́͂̑̇̀̔̆̆̇͝͝͝͝͠͝͝ͅy̸̡̢̡̡̡̙͈͍͙̠̬̟͍̥̠͎̗̱̫̜̗̻̥̘͇̰̝͕̤̻͙͈̼̻͓̘̱͎̯̙̯̲̐̽̀͂̓͐̾̉͘̚͜ͅͅō̷͍̞̝̼͔̂͐͗͑̄̓̐̉̈́̈́̽̓̐͂̑́̀̓̄̐̄̉͌͘͘̚̕͠͝ų̸̧̨̨̢̨̼̥͉̜̙͙͙͕͓͔͇͓͙͎̖͖͎̲̦̺͓̹̬̘̮̹̮̮̺̘̲̹͔̥̪̦͚͈̬͉̦́̎͋͂͂́̑̈̌͌͂̋͆͌̈͑̄͛̾͗͛̊͋͊̆̏̓̿̓͋͊̚͘͝͝ ̸̨̢̢̛͉͖̯͈̭͚̞̦̳̞̼̱̦̻͔͇̠̜̜͕͖̹̬̜̞̯̥̤͚̜̙̗̯̬͔̖̣̲̩͉̗͎̭͎̪̗̍̑̏̍̍̇̔̄̔̎́̓̿͒͊͌̋̃͒͗̂̌̊̈́́͛̓͘͘̕̚ͅb̸̢̼͇̩̹̭͉̜̜̝͕̺̯͓͉͔͇̝͕̳͙͖̣̦̟͈̱͔͈̣̠̩̙͗̾̍͊̉̓͗̃̈́̿̍̀͑̆̊̎̈́̀̐͋̂̊͌̈́̋̋̈́͛̅͊̈́͒̾͘̚̕̕̚͜͠͝ͅͅr̶̢̧̧̧̧̨̛̩̩̖̻̮̞̦̰͓̫͈̰͈̦̝̮̣̳̳̮̦̼͍̗̮̣̩̠̫̃͋̽̍̿̑̏͒͋̈́̔̃̂͑̔̀͑͆̌̈́̂̽͌̂̃̋̌̒̂̌̓̈͘̕̕͜͠ͅę̵̖͕͓̣͍̭͓͍͍̻̘̦̳̣̘̪̤̭͚̮̩̣̺̟̦͈̘̥̟̲͔̙̼͎͚̀͗̌͑̎̄̾̆̍̔̓̇̀͛̎̌̒͑̇̇͜͜͠ả̶̢̧̡̢̛̯̝͚̙̟̯͔̯͙̦̯̭̳͔̹̘̜̲̰̺̘͉̳̘͍̮̼͔̪̤͕̣͂̋̌́̇̊̀̏̈́̕͘͜͜͝ͅͅk̵̢̨̨̧̢̧̧̛͈̯̻̫̝͇͍̞̤͚̯̫̼̲̝̭͕̥̭̙̟̥̯̣͖̖̗̫͍̠̝̹͍̗̼͓͖͓̺̙͐̈̃̓͌͊̈́͆͑͐̉͗͑̕̚̕͠ͅͅ ̵̛̰̫̗̼̱̜͍̫̖̩͎͍́͛͌̔̔̐̿̋̉̄̐̐͑̋̈́̍̃͠t̷̢̢̺̬̫̰̩̳̖̬͚̺̯̲̱̦̬͙̞̝̜̯̘͇̥͙̣̟̟͍̥͉̣̞͕̦̻͔͂̒́̆̈́̔ͅh̷̛̝̥̊̿̏̇̀̊͌̓̊̉͆͑̀̈̾͒̒̂̋͊̋̌̃̐̎̈́́̃̈̈́̈́̈́̓̇͆̿̂͘͝͝e̸̡͖̹̹͎͚͍̣̠̞̟͇̩̪͙͍̞̹̳͙̠͍͎͖͚̭̩̝̭̙̼̗̤̳̗͜͠ ̵̨̢̘̮̘̻̖̬̬͕̜͚̞̠̭̗̼͍̝̙̙̫͖͇͈͕̝̞͔͉͉̭̎̋̅̂̈́̒͐̓͑̿̉̽̈́̋͑̇̑̀̓́̔̐̿̃̒̊̔̉̊͊͜͜ͅm̵̢̧̢̧̛͚̺̘̣̩̥̗̜̤̪̖̠̲̫̬̳̰͙͙͕̭͎̜̩̲̘̙̦̺̤̙̱̯͐̇͆̏͒̋̔͐͂̀̂͛͛͌̑̔͆̅̂́́̊̆̌͒͗̎̉̃̈̕̚͘͜͜͠͝͝ͅͅa̵̬̥͕̲̠͊̋̈́͆̂̕͝t̴̢̛̜̣̖̰͈̮̪͇̲̜̟̙͠ͅr̶̨̧̢̟̙̳͇̙̹͙̮̳͈͇͙̞̩̫̼̣̱̮͙͉̯̱̠̭̱̘͔̟̤͚͉͎͙͓͌̍͋͌̔̋̒͂̋̒̍̀̀͂̏̐̅̈́̈́̏̃̒̕̚͝͝ͅͅḭ̸̼̜͎̣̐͆́̋̎̾͗̒͋̔́̄̚̚͝x̷̧̨̧̙̦̖͍̝̰̮̰̩̗̺͕̜̙̹̰̻̭̳̩͉̤̼̝̭̣̟̘͉̳͉̝̱̮͛̆͂́̇̋͗̓̎̃̔̊̓͒͊̋̋̏͋̈̈̀͌̇͋͗̈́̈̚̕͜͜͜͝͝͝͝ͅ.̷̡̝͕̲͇̙̼̱̣̩͓̂̑̿͑͋͂́͑͗͋̌̿͌͐̋́͊͂̽̑̊͆̃͊́̊͗̃̄̎͐̏̀̆̕̕̚͘̚͝͠ ̴̧̧̡̯͍̯͔̠͓̤͈̤̘̳̺̻̞͍̱͎͈̟͊́͠


I wish for my very own TARDIS =D




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Granted, but it's gonna taste like the food that you most hate

I wish to be a better GOD for human and pokemon :3

Cosmega said:
wait but if you're a god why don't you just grant your wish yourself?
Granted! You're the most powerful "god", but you're not the most powerful GOD, and now all GODS are mad at your high ego and thirst for power, so they ban you to the shadow realm!

I wish I didn't have schoolwork all the time.
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Unfortunately I can't grant wishes to myself
 
Granted, but now the world turn into a Minecraft world so you are considered a wizard so everyone kills you

I wish I came up with better replies
 
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