~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

[Megan]

Granted, but you had a rival all along and you were just a little too late!

I wish I had a crush.

 

[Cosmega]

Granted! You now have a crush, but they live in the other side of the world and don't have any way of communication!

I wish my throat wasn't so dry (don't drown me, please).

 

[Herokin64]

Granted, but you have now drowned 😁

I wish I had the ability to make an actual Pokémon fangame

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but nobody plays it and you end up too demotivated to ever make another one =\

I wish my present for my father's birthday would've arrived on time =\

 

[Megan]

Granted, but it broke in the hurry!

I wish for a 4 day work week.

 

[Cosmega]

Granted, but the next one is an 8-day work week! (Don't ask or you get fired!)


I wish I had funnier jokes!

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but they're so funny everyone literally dies from laughter when you tell them. Wield your power wisely and responsibly, dear birb-kun.

I wish I could grow corn with my corny jokes :coolcat:

 

[Megan]

Granted, you've instantly solved world hunger. But there's still so much left that you don't know where to put it all!

I wish for this wish to be granted.

 

[Cosmega]

Granted! But…

I wish that the wish the user above wished for had never been granted!

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but it contradicts the wish above you, leading to a Paradox that rips the entire universe apart!
The only way to stop it is to unload all your rice into it! Quick birb-kun, cook and shovel your rice into that hole like your life depends on it, for it does! The fate of the universe rests on your shoulders and your infinite rice bowl!

I wish it was easier to come up with wishes.

 

[Megan]

Granted, but since I don't actually know how to solve that problem myself you just created a paradox by that wish. And it too tears reality apart! D:

I wish I could come up with better jokes.

 

[Cosmega]

I wish I had funnier jokes!

I wish I could come up with better jokes.

Seems like the both of us have similar goals, eh Megan? ;>

Well, granted! But… to quote ReKoil:

Granted, but they're so funny everyone literally dies from laughter when you tell them.

I wish I could play every instrument!

 

[VisionofMilotic]

Granted, but the instruments inexplicably bite your fingers on every single note you play.

I wish i had a job i enjoyed with good pay and some benefits.

 

[Megan]

Granted, but it is so demanding that you don't have time for your friends and family, anymore"!

I wish I could finish this sente...

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but you're now stuck in the Pokemon world forever as a caretaker of Milotics. 😊 Say goodbye to this world! 😈

Edit: getting sniped by a passing Hammer wielder... =\

''I wish I could finish this sentencing for that extremely hostile Iguana that just broke into my house one day and claimed it as it's own! I'm besides myself...
I know! I'll just go live in it's house instead. It's mine now."
There, Granted. Sentencing finished. 😏

I wish my bicycle's tires would never wear down.

 

[Cosmega]

Granted! Instead of wearing down, they are wearing the latest fashion. Not wanting to have dirty clothes, your tires will never do their function ever again.

I wish I was a bit better at sports.

 

[Tsutarja]

granted, but the first sport you're genuinely good at now gives you a career-ending injury upon the first game

i wish i had the courage to continue my studies past a bachelor's degree

 

[Megan]

Granted, but now you're soo deep into the rabbithole of studying that you can't stop until your brain explodes!
Or you receive the highest degree there is; whatever comes first.

I wish for some fish sticks!

 

[ReKoil]

Granted...

Spoiler:

😇

I wish for no heat waves during the next summer.

 

[Cosmega]

Granted! It's the Ice Age again.

I wish I had time to finish all my projects!