~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

[Lavemu💛]

Granted, but now you can't code!

I wish for my hair to be a different color

 

[ReKoil]

Granted it's now neon green. If you go out at night people can see you from miles away!

I wish for a new pair of fly catching jumping spiders.

 

[PoryKid575]

Granted, but the spiders also sleep in your bed!

I wish to never be stressed.

 

[Lapis_Laz95]

Granted i superglue stress balls to your hands!

i wish for a new blanket.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but I soaked it in sugar... hope you like ants visiting your bed!

I wish to be more energetic.

 

[Lavemu💛]

Granted, but now you're trapped in your house!

I wish to stop time

 

[PoryKid575]

Granted, but you stop too!

I wish to be able to speed up time!

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but it can't be undone.... only sped up further. People's lives become very hasty. No time to just chill and enjoy something.

I wish for a pet birb.

 

[Lapis_Laz95]

Granted Cosmega is now your roommate!

i wish for a new chair.

 

[PoryKid575]

Granted, but the chair is super uncomfortable and wobbly!

I wish for a private jet.

 

[Lavemu💛]

Granted, but you have no one to fly it!

I wish for a bowl of cereal!

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but it's your least favorite flavor and expired months ago!

I wish for sandwiches!

 

[Lapis_Laz95]

Granted here are witches at beach making sand castles!

i wish i could remember stuff better.

 

[PoryKid575]

Granted, but it's now harder for you to do things!

I wish to be able to read faster.

 

[Lavemu💛]

Granted, but you don'r remember anything you read!

I wish for the ability to remember and forget things at will

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, you're now at the mercy of Will, who decides when you can remember or forget something.

I wish Red Dead Redemption wasn't so buggy.

 

[Lapis_Laz95]

Granted Windows is buggy instead and blue screens before you can save!

i wish for some coffee.

 

[Lavemu💛]

Granted, it's a octo shot tho!

I wish for a good singing voice

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but everyone who hears it falls asleep and you'll have to draw mustaches on them with a permanent marker!

I wish for a new pair of shoes.

 

[Lapis_Laz95]

Granted i print picture of shoe and glue picture to your foot!

i wish for a apple pie.