~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

[Lapis_Laz95]

Granted i glue original flavor sticker in everyone's foreheads!

i wish i could type fast.

 

[SteCisGreendog]

Granted, but the letter keys are now assigned in reverse! YTREWQ

I wish my holiday off work was twice as long.

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

Granted, but you don't get another holiday for 2 years!

I wish for purple hair!

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but now your skin is bright orange.

I wish for the grasshopper I evicted today to be safe and sound.

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

Granted, but the mousquitos in your house are to!

I wish for a time machine!

 

[Lapis_Laz95]

Granted but you can only go 1 second in future!

i wish for a fish.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but it can swim through the air and escapes your aquarium.... or from your plate?

I wish for a Captain Moonblast figure

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

The cap'n herself destroys the manufacturing plant because of copyright!

I'm going to vanquish evil!

 

[Alex_Among_Foxes]

Sorry buddy, your work called and wanted you to come in every day for the next... *Checks note* Rest of time itself. Looks like you'll have to stop evil some other time! :p

I wish I had more time to spend with friends.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, you're now unemployed.

I wish I didn't have to die so much just to get familiar with the Mega Man levels.

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

Granted, but now nothing can kill you!

I wish for a magic carpet!

 

[Lapis_Laz95]

Granted but magic carpet has bad allergies and sneezes alot!

i wish i was smarter.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but you end up disappointed in humanity and become depressed.

I wish for more space in my house.

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

Granted, but you need a space suit to breath in there!

I wish for a time machine!

 

[Lapis_Laz95]

Granted but time machine takes 95 years to power up!

i wish i could remember stuff better.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but you also forget stuff more easily

I wish my feet weren't sore.

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

granted! but now your arms are!

I wish for all the deltarune chapters to come out!

 

[Lapis_Laz95]

Granted but last chapter ends on cliffhanger!

i wish for christmas early.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, Christmas is now from 2 to 4 in the morning tomorrow, but only if you got a Christmas plush.
There's no presents though.

I wish to not be so tired.

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

granted, but you have too much energy!!

I wish for more time today!