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I have reason to believe Santa is a terrorist. O.O
 
Well, not exactly a terrorist. More like...working with George W.

-Santa can travel to every house in one night, so why drop off GIFTS? Why not medicine, or food?
-Santa beats his reindeer with a horse whip
-Santa steals cookies and milk



Three good reasons.
 
Garouga! Bare Your Fangs! said:
Well, not exactly a terrorist. More like...working with George W.

-Santa can travel to every house in one night, so why drop off GIFTS? Why not medicine, or food?
-Santa beats his reindeer with a horse whip
-Santa steals cookies and milk



Three good reasons.
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Quite reasonable :/ Now you made me beleive that santa is a terrorist too ;(
 
Garouga! Bare Your Fangs! said:
Dawson, the food and medicine are for people who cannot afford it. Duh. Santa could actually deliver that to people, free of charge.
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What he said. Well, it's obvious.
 
Garouga! Bare Your Fangs! said:
Dawson, the food and medicine are for people who cannot afford it. Duh. Santa could actually deliver that to people, free of charge.
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Except that Santa's elves make presents at the workshop in Lapland, not medicine or food.

...I honestly can't believe I'm debating whether Santa is a terrorist or not.
 
Conspiracy theories are a hobby of mine, and I hate Santa. So why not mix them?


Santa and his elves have magic powers, so why not make medicine and food instead? Cure world sickness AND hunger!
 
Dawson said:
Except that Santa's elves make presents at the workshop in Lapland, not medicine or food.

...I honestly can't believe I'm debating whether Santa is a terrorist or not.
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Neither can I. Something I didn't expect people to be still discussing when I came back from dinner. o.o
 
Bah, I didn't think he was a bad guy when I was younger. Kids now-a-days.
 
I don't like the idea of a fat guy in a red suit coming down the chimney to eat the cookies that I made for him! He eats them ALL! He even drank the sour milk I put out for him last year, the greedy little...
 
Mystic said:
Bah, I didn't think he was a bad guy when I was younger. Kids now-a-days.
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You sound like you're eighty-five saying it like that. XD

Santa isn't real, so I could care less. XD

Now if you're talking about Saint Nick...
 
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