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[color=#bae5fc][font="Georgia"]KAMISATO ART: SOUME
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Memoirs of the Winter Moon
a pokémon moon adventure log!
a pokémon moon adventure log!
Just got off the boat, you know, little trip from Kanto, just landed like fresh magikarp. It's your ice-cold b***h here in Aloha to have a good time chilling out and maybe turning the heat up with the specimens of the human male species . ;)
So after receiving a call from our
There comes another long segment of cutscenes that basically introduces us to Tapu Koko and Lillie and then the selection of starters, which frankly was a waste of time because your starter was obviously not going to reject you. What's my Rowlet going to do? Gouge my eyeballs out with its beak the moment I gently take it in my arms? I do quite like the little homage to the first episode of the Pokemon anime with the protagonist versus the Spearows as well as sighting a legendary.
Anyways we are pushed right into the whole island challenge thing because duh, what else can we do since gyms have been removed? After the festival, Mom sounded like your teenage party animal mom. Who knows if she filed for divorce in Kanto and flew over to Alola to fulfill her exotic escapades and romantic fantasies. As if the game wasn't already awkward enough, we heard Prof. Kukui and Rockruff having some really really ruff one-on-one action. How on Earth did the lines "My body is ready. Give me everything you got." pass the E ratings check????? Anyway good thing nothing turned graphic and I have to say that this is the first time the lab looks really good. I love the aquariums, the presence of pokemon, as well as a basement where the scientific stuff happens (like Kinky Kukui's experiments) and being a nosy person, I showed myself to Lillie's loft (wow she owns a Murkrow, I wonder if we'll ever battle her one day). Then came another tutorialesque sequence of events... like really, I've played this for seven generations, at least give me an option to skip the part where Kukui turns into Kukui the Explorer and asks me to spot the pokeball needed to capture Pokemon. The Trainer School was meh, I mean, yay for free EXP??? But like I said, I already know how to fight.
So fast forward to the very first trial where we battled against Ilima. Pretty straightforward and so was the challenge against the Totem Pokemon. Though I wonder how did the Team Skull grunts get in? Why's the security so terrible? And uh, why are they helping me out? It honestly weirded me out and they looked like they were relieving themselves of ants in their pants at the cavern's dens... Melemele Meadow was so pretty...and harsh with the bright yellow but oh, I do like the backdrop during battle. That Red Card user was hella annoying since half of my team took a good chunk of damage from Stealth Rock but I eventually worked through it.
The next agenda was to challenge Hala, who specialised in Fighting types. It was a breeze literally with Pikipek just pecking them all to death. The Z-Move, which looked ludicrous LOL, did like 12 measly damage and still could not turn the battle around in their favour. Got that Tauros under our service, rode it bareback around the island (Finally some speed, gosh, does anyone else feel like Alola's pretty slow in general? I guess it fits the whole tropical chill vibes of Hawaii.), exploring Ten Carat Hill which I'm still figuring out the nomenclature. Anyways we are pretty much done with the island and I probably have overlooked some minor details like TMs and hidden gems but you know, I don't think I'll regret it that much (we should be able to return back here anyways). Time to set sail!
Oh wow this boat trip has a cutscene as well. And I thought Mr Briney's was annoying. What's this? Are we going to reenact Titanic next? Should I make out with Hau? Should we sink and throw Lillie onto a door? Should we toss that irritating speck of cosmic dust overboard? How am I supposed to take in this moment???
Akala's finally in our sights and I guess this is where I sign off and take a break. Stay tuned for the next entry where I'll explore Heahea City and probably sit through more unnecessary cutscenes!
Chill out! xoxo
Current Team
Fletch – DartrixHistirea – Trumbeak
Moonstone – Rockruff
Railgun – Charjabug
Vi – Crabrawler
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