Misconceptions you had as a child.

[Kevin]

I thought sex was another word for making out. How wrong I was about that.
And like the person above, that the sun turned into the moon at night.

 

[Freedom Fighter N]

I thought god existed.

Then again I always complained and wanted to go home when my mom took me to anything religion-related.

 

[Alex]

I used to think adults never had a childhood and that my parents were their age from the beginning. Clearly I was an idiot lol.

 

[Bluerang1]

Piercings are only for girls. I even thought they were born with holes in their ears, that's how you knew who was male or female xD I still think they're gurlie a tad though-

 

[Fire Heart]

I used to think that there were people trapped in the TV, that teachers lived at school and didn't have homes, how weird can you get.

 

[groteske]

Sex was when a man and woman got undressed together and laid in bed. I also tried to use it as a verb for months, eg. "sexing"

Anyone who believed in God was pure-hearted and a good, healthy influence.

I'm not scowling, I'm actually a leopard and I'm supposed to look threatening, can't you see that?

If I prayed REALLY REALLY sincerely I'd open my eyes and be in a different time/be an animal/be grown up/etc

When I grew up I'd just have money, somehow.

I wanted to be a teacher so I wouldn't have any homework and wouldn't have to work for 3 months.

 

[Pokemon Trainer Touko]

I thought...

- Magic was real
- There are people living inside my TV. :v
- Someone painted the rainbow

I thought that if you kissed a guy, you became pregnant. :<

^ That's what I thought too.

 

[Olli]

My mom told me that if I took more than 1 vitamin pills a day, my face would swell up, my eyes would fall out, and that my arms would rot.
Boy was I scared when I remembered that I had taken 2 that day >_<


Oh god my face!

 

[Pwnyta Jockey]

#1:
~ That if I took too long poopin' that an eel would swim up the toilet and bite my delicates

#2:
~ That there were ninja turtles in the subway & sewers and if I was lucky, I might see one looking up through a sewer grate or air vent.

#3:
~ That sex had to do with the belly button

 

[Neptune Vasilias]

I thought that magic and fairies were real. I thought that heaven was just above the sky but I was obviously too young to understand science and space that time. XD I thought that the Earth was always shaking which is why the sea has tides and waves. I used to think, when I was around 3-4, that the toilet bowl would suck and eat me so I would hurriedly did my business and run out of the toilet.

Oh and this came from my mom, according to her, I used to think shadows were real people constantly following behind someone and that sometimes I would talk to them. XD

Oh, the innocence of a young child. :3 <3