Pokemon Trainer UV
Attractively foolish
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Disclaimer
This isn't an attempt to advertise, this is simply a thread to put the community together for a good laugh at a not-so-humble MMORPG
This isn't an attempt to advertise, this is simply a thread to put the community together for a good laugh at a not-so-humble MMORPG
Once upon a time, in the time where I didn't know about a Pokemon Online, Pokemon Showdown, and didn't own a Wii to play Battle Revolution online; I was craving an online game that would be like Pokemon.
When I googled a Pokemon Online game, I stumbled on to this:
![[PokeCommunity.com] Monster MMORPG "Better than Pokemon" ...LOL [PokeCommunity.com] Monster MMORPG "Better than Pokemon" ...LOL](https://images.bbgsite.com/games/2011/12/25/monster_mmorpg_001s.jpg)
I admit, I was curious, despite the pretty uninspired Fakemon that scared me straight from being a genwunner to someone who learned to appreciate Pokemon, so I checked out the website, registered, and tried out the "game".
Now, a little history about the game:
It was originally meant to be an online game about Pokemon, but for some reason (That I don't remember) they stopped, so instead of trying to make something a bit more original, they resorted to making the game look as much as a rip-off of Pokemon as much as possible!
Anyways, as I was saying, I tried out the game, I was greeted with a screen to choose out of 16 (I think, don't remember how many, there were a lot.) starters.
I decided to check out the "MonsterDex" to see what I would get, and once I did.. well.. it was pretty bad.
For one thing, the monsters are HORRIBLY inconsistent.
Sometimes it looks like they are trying to be Pokemon:
![[PokeCommunity.com] Monster MMORPG "Better than Pokemon" ...LOL [PokeCommunity.com] Monster MMORPG "Better than Pokemon" ...LOL](https://static.monstermmorpg.com/images/monsters/224Oneyca.png)
Sometimes it looks like they are trying to be Yu-Gi-Oh or Naruto:
![[PokeCommunity.com] Monster MMORPG "Better than Pokemon" ...LOL [PokeCommunity.com] Monster MMORPG "Better than Pokemon" ...LOL](https://static.monstermmorpg.com/images/monsters/660Fendark.png)
And sometimes it's trying to be Monster Hunter:
![[PokeCommunity.com] Monster MMORPG "Better than Pokemon" ...LOL [PokeCommunity.com] Monster MMORPG "Better than Pokemon" ...LOL](https://www.monstermmorpg.com/IncomingMonsters/042_Vesuverex.png)
In fact it pretty much looks like the artists have never met each other.
Other than that, the monsters were pretty horribly named too.
I bet you'll never guess what that fox thing is named.
Is it named Kyunex?
No.
Is it named Talozdor?
No.
Is it named something cool at all?
No.
The name?
Spoiler:
Fendark
Yes, one of the "Ancient Ones" has the name of a school dork.
I'll admit though, some of them are pretty cool looking Fakemon, like this:
![[PokeCommunity.com] Monster MMORPG "Better than Pokemon" ...LOL [PokeCommunity.com] Monster MMORPG "Better than Pokemon" ...LOL](https://static.monstermmorpg.com/images/monsters/301Inferror.png)
(Despite the very unfitting realistic fires.)
And um...yeah, that's the only one that caught my eye...
Anyways, other than the bad designs, the other thing that really made me laugh was the game play, that claims to be words like "Addicting", "Fun" "Better than Pokemon Online games".
The game play is pretty much moving your character across pretty generic looking maps that were obviously ripped from Pokemon sprites.
The movement itself consists of your character disappearing, and appearing on another tile, very very slowly.
![[PokeCommunity.com] Monster MMORPG "Better than Pokemon" ...LOL [PokeCommunity.com] Monster MMORPG "Better than Pokemon" ...LOL](https://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg17/scaled.php?server=17&filename=48603552.png&res=landing)
It looks decent, but it's not. The screen is very small compared to the web browser, and it can't be made bigger. Also getting to another area makes your screen constantly have to refresh.
If you managed to survive walking and not getting bored, you'll eventually find yourself in a battle screen that is...this:
Spoiler:
![[PokeCommunity.com] Monster MMORPG "Better than Pokemon" ...LOL [PokeCommunity.com] Monster MMORPG "Better than Pokemon" ...LOL](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/38/MonsterMMORPG_Battle_With_Enemy_Monster.png)
No sound effects, no little animations, no sprites, nada.
I actually wouldn't mind not having the animations, because that's exactly how Pokemon Online is, but really.
They came up with more Fakemon than Pokemon in a much shorter time, why don't they instead make sprites for a more interesting battle screen?
In all fairness, it's a pretty "meh" attempt to make a Fakemon Online game, but when they started claiming to be "better than Pokemon", they really deserved this rant.
So, a question to real Pokemon Fans:
Is this game better than Pokemon?
^ Rhetorical Question ^
Oh, and a little anecdote:
Take a look at their Youtube Tutorial, and check out the comments. I am more than sure that they PAY people to say good things about their game.
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