Ok, I'm not sure how to put this.
Ring ring!
Me: Hello?
Mom: Hello [PLAYER]! I just wasted all of your money on oran berries!
Me: ..... ..... ..........................
Mom: Hello? Ok, bye!
Me: ................. .....................
Ring ring!
Me: Who's there?
Lyra: Hello, [PLAYER]! My MARILL evolved!
Me: Really! Wow, an interesting phone call!
*Goes to see Lyra*
Me: ........................ ........................ Yes? Wheres MARILL?
Lyra: Come see!
Me: ......... It didn't even evolve.
*Leaves*
Ring ring!
Me: What now?
Joey: Oh, hi [PLAYER]! Oh, yeah! You see my ratatta its better than other ratatta come battle me i win with ratatta
*Wraps a scarf over the phone*
i... gr. ..g. .er. ..tatta....
Me: That should stop his nonsense! Now! Where was I?
*Saves and goes off to work on A FireRed hack*
=(