Never Ending Cheat

[Vie]

now jump out of a window, and wait until taxi-deoxys comes to pick you up...but be careful that absol is not following you!

 

[Xiaphear]

'If' Deoxys has a flat tire, go to mount Coronet by skateboard, nothing else. and hug 500 Snover once there....

 

[Vie]

appears a mirror with you inside as an ice-statue. kiss it, and now there is going to appear a black, small,

 

[Xiaphear]

Urn, grab into it, there's 1 on 2 chnace you hand get severed off, but take the challenge and a birhgt sparkling .....

 

[Akarei Yorume]

Bunny. The bunny says it's hiding from the Absol, because Absol wants to kill him as a sacrifice to Jashin. <_<

 

[Xyrin]

So then you pick it up and go here absol here eat the bunny...

 

[Aine]

But then the bunny does kung fu on you and you here the very same voice, "ARE YOU STALKING ME?!!! GET BACK UP THERE!!! YOU DON'T BELONG IN ITACHILAND!!!" Then Itachi kicks you out of his park and you wake up only to find a monster truck with a gangster pichu heading towards you. You...

 

[Meadow]

scream MOMMY!! I"M AN INTEREXIC COW!!! Big mistake. The Pichu jumped out and tried to eat you. But a flying...

 

[Akarei Yorume]

Umbreon with HUGE bat wings accedentally hits you out of the way. One eye is yellow and sunken, the other eye is red with three extra pupils circling the main one.
A Ninetales that's holding a ball of electricity charges the Umbreon, who responds with immersing one of his front paws with a different form of electricity, which chitters like birds calling.

 

[sims796]

Damn, that's imaginative!

Oh, uh, I mean...

The Batbreon & Ninetales clash at full power, resultin in the Big...

 

[Akarei Yorume]

No, it isn't. <_< It's not MY idea, I just put Masashi's characters as Pokemon. <_<

Wait...

Bang. The universe explodes, and you think "Oh damn, not again!"

 

[sims796]

Well, still very colorful. If that isn't a good cheat, I don't know what is.

Anywho...

After the universe explodes, you are taken back to the start screen, only with a Chimchar on the screen. You press up, down, up, down, left, right, left, right, to make...

 

[The Bringer!]

An option for Omega Super Cool Awesome Really Really Hard Mode to appear which you press to find yourself starting the game with the pokemon...

 

[Akarei Yorume]

An option for Omega Super Cool Awesome Really Really Hard Mode to appear which you press to find yourself starting the game with the pokemon...

Salamence, who has a REALLY long tongue for some reason. You think "This is cake!" but the Salamence bites you on the shoulder. You pass out...

And when you wake up, you find yourself...

 

[Vie]

in harry potters arms, practising wingardium leviosa. wait until a fat geodude eats harrys glasses, and then follow the escaping geodude.

 

[Akarei Yorume]

Then you realize there's a freaky looking thing on your shoulder, right where the Salamence bit you. <_< You decide to go to the pokemon center... and being the idiot you are you accidentally capture yourself...

 

[Drawicia]

by walking into team galactic's bottomless pit... which you find out that it is not bottomless and full of tacos O_o
you haven't eaten breakfast, you are starving!!!! but the freaky weirdo thing on your shoulder eats all the tacos.
then.....

 

[Akarei Yorume]

The Salamence appears and tells you to join him, he has marked you as his...
Otherwise, another army of tacos will devour you! :O

 

[Drawicia]

you join the salamence. then he shall invite you to a tea party at his grandma's house. at the tea party you eat grandma and then salamence will say...

 

[Akarei Yorume]

"Thanks for that, she was annoying"...

You then have to go to the safari zone to capture a Kangaskan with a Sassy nature...