Never Ending Cheat

[Drawicia]

then the freaky shoulder weirdo comes and blames you for its indegestion(from the tacos) Kangascan sees it then screams "EEEEEeeeeep!"
then.....

 

[Akarei Yorume]

The salamence gets ticked off and removes his mark from your shoulder.
"I didn't know I could do that" is what he says...
But you have to stop the Kangaskan from crushing...

 

[Drawicia]

a poor little seedot that it thinks is the (dead) shoulder creature. Kangaskan stomps the seedot flat. then the seedot transforms into Misty (wearing a hawt gangsta jacket and a miniskirt O_o)
then she calls Kangaskan....

 

[Akarei Yorume]

"Paris Hilton"... Which makes you run in the opposite direction screaming in terror.

 

[Drawicia]

you run smack into the Eiffel Tower! then you caught a nearby slowpoke to teach you french. he says "repeat after me. hola madame senorita!"

you say " hola senorita madame"
then slowpoke gets mad because....

 

[Aine]

You called him madame when he's actually a guy O.o He hires the same raichu who drops a clay bomb on the Eiffel tower. It's collapses and a piece is heading towards you...

 

[Akarei Yorume]

And a Mewtwo blasts it outta the way for some reason. You look around and realize that there are SIX of him! :O

 

[Meadow]

They all fused and said, "I spared you, mortal! Now fight me! The Shredder was such a failure to lose to you! I'm his boss!"
Uh-oh. It was time to...

 

[Akarei Yorume]

Runnnnn! The Mewtwo snaps his fingers (I know Mewtwo doesn't exactly have fingers, but work with me, okay?) and a Gardevoir appears, with huge wings made entirely of paper.
You send out a Charmander and attempt to light her on fire.

 

[Meadow]

but you find out that Charmander was level 6 and he fails. Mewtwo has weapons sticking out of his own body! The weapons were similar to the evil lawn mower.

 

[Marksman]

...However, the Weapons are a dud. Just made to Intimidate you. You recognise this and then...

:t152:

 

[Meadow]

you give him a big spanking! Then you capture him with a Safari Ball. But an evil...

 

[Marksman]

...Jirachi stops you in your Tracks...

:t152:

 

[Akarei Yorume]

and teleports eight pokemon around you... A Raichu with hair swept over his left eye, a Zangoose with scorpion's poison, a cannibalistic Sceptile, an Absol with an exceptionally large head-scythe, a Weavile with a golden necklace, an Umbreon with dragons wings and tail, a Swampert with a giant sword, and a Lucario with crimson eyes. The Gardevoir also steps forward, and says "Release my Leader... or die."

 

[piplup 2020]

then you take out yourself ??? type pokemon and use ??? beem. you are then sent to a game show! you have to beat jirachi to win.

 

[Akarei Yorume]

You send out the Mewtwo you caught earlier. He splits into six again and easily defeats Jirachi.

 

[Vie]

jiraichi asks you the worst question ever:

 

[Meadow]

"Hey, do you got diapers? Yo pants are leaking." Die! You send out the Shredder that you captured earlier in the thread and eliminates Jirachi once and for all.

 

[Xyrin]

Then you have a party but jurachis mama is there

 

[Dogboy2709]

and then it will start raining, and you will have to perform the song "Singing in the Rain" afterwards...