Never Ending Cheat

[orangejediman]

a pidgeot blows it away, so you...

 

[Dogboy2709]

go after it and accidently step in a strange transporter and you are transported to what looks like a 2d version of the Shadow temple in Zelda OoT, there you must defend yourself agaisnt wallmasters for 4 minutes, and you have all the power of Link while you are there, afterwards.....

 

[Akarei Yorume]

A Mightyena with a Azelf on its back destroys the wallmasters. It transforms into a green-clad Lucario (at which point the Azelf dissapears into its shadow).
It turns to you and asks "Did you see a Typhlosion with a captive Gardevoir come through here?"

 

[Matt11]

You then have two choices, run or...

 

[Disturbed]

Buy another icecream cone and...

 

[Shiori-Hikaru]

Choose run, then run to the nearest Pokemart and buy 99 Ultra Balls.
Fly to Lily Cove and drop the Ultra Balls beside the ocean. Afterwards, a strawberry-shaped Charizard will..

 

[The Bringer!]

Ask you for $3.50, then you realize that it's not a charizard, but actually the Loch Ness Monster, you decide to...

 

[Vie]

buy orange color and paint it like a charizard.

 

[Ninja Caterpie]

But you can't afford the paint because of the 99 Ultra Balls so you...

 

[Vie]

buy black color for making it shiny.after that you go home and

 

[orangejediman]

run to the elite four to beat them for money, but...

 

[Vie]

you LOOSE!
now you have to go and beg for money. A pink rapidash gives you

 

[orangejediman]

3 cents, and then gym leader Maylene comes up saying...

 

[Vyro]

doo da loo. and then she sends you to the land of the dead where an evil giratina in origin form forces you to watch the simpsons in black and white

 

[The Confuzzler]

You watch it until you can take no more,and run to the land of the pixies where...

 

[Meadow]

you get run over by a train. You twitch, but someone threw a monster truck at you. When you woke up, you figured out that you were a zombie! To cure it and come back to life, you need to go on a quest to...

 

[The Bringer!]

Devour the life force of 9 weedles and a shiny golduck...

 

[Dogboy2709]

Then, be a Contest on "Whammy! The All New Press your Luck!" after you win...

 

[Aine]

then a bucket of magikarp falls on your head. You get angry and kick one. And that one evolves into a red gyrados and goes on a rampage.

 

[Meadow]

You died again and heard a voice. Stop coming down here, you pest! You feel like you are floating and notice you are alive again. You are very happy so you do DDR in front of a bunch of...