Never Ending Cheat

finds a secret document of the CIA with has the information on how Kyogre messed up by the time of Noah's Ark, it rained 40 days because Kyogre was messing around that area, drowning animals, people, etc... and...
 
A cucumber jumps out of nowhere they dance. As with precious pokemon, move your joypad to the beat of the movement. At the end, Kyogre, the CIA, and the cucumber NEED to go "TA-DA!" if they don't, try this cheat again. If done correctly you should...
 
MISSING NO. ADFGAER %V @#$VDFv#$% vdffgaG#$%%5
(this goes on forever)
You take the Missing No. to the guy who gives you the diploma for catching all of them. He'll say "WHAT THE HELL!?" and then shoot himself.
Then a door opens up behind him leading to....
 
You must rename your character to "OmgJOOOHAXXERZscrewUnintendards".
 
...The ER, with brand-new prosthetic toes! As it turns out, the hospital is actually in Vermilion City. You must head east towards the Diglett Cave, where you can capture a Lvl. -999 Shiny...
 
ditto. Breed it with the moldy potato from the celadon diner. This will give you @#$VSFG#%VG egg. Walk for exactly 5 hours in a wall. The egg will hatch into "Pokerus" It will be shown as an amoeba on the viewing screen. Train it to level 10. Then use it to defeat the elite four, this will make the champion say...
 
...OMGLOLHAX, whereupon he will give you an egg containing a Larvitar with perfect IVs whose only known move is...
 
tackle. then you take the larvitar after it hatches to seattle in the real world, and mak;e sure everyone sees it, then they will all be dead, then the larvitar will use its tackle which will then...
 
...Topple the Space Needle! With everyone in a frenzied panic, you must calm down the maniacal Larvitar by feeding it a...
 
explode, then you have to feed it a pichu to get it to stop, then you have to take it to Glitch City, where it will...
 
say "COME AND GET YOUR POPCORN CHEESY DOODLEY MUFFIN YAMTALL PLOPPLE YEAH!!!" and it will then give a creepy smile. You must destroy it by catching a magikarp that is 4 steps left of the door of the cinnabar gym. It MUST be that square. catch it, and then go back to glitch city where it will suddenly know the move "Draco Metor" and start killing the hell out of everyone. Then take your magikarp to cerulean cave where...
 
...It will, once leveled up, evolve into a Mew! This cheat does not end, however, for it only tells you how to catch a Mew, not evolve a Magikrap into one. With this Mew in hand (which you will use to catch a Mew) you must find a wild Magneton and...
 
feed it a bomb, then it will explode and leave a crater, where a missingno will crawl out and...
 
say AF@R#FGRH^^ $%EY VSD eg. egAFG" this will freeze your game. restart and then go back to this point again. you will then see missingno. come out and start doing the caramelldansen. this will cause a muffin to explode cheese on your screen. wipe it off and you will see the lvl 6 charmander from the beginning of this cheat fighting a pokemon called "GOD" which looks like light. It will defeat you with it's move "Godly Power" you will wake up in france. you then must...
 
kill yourself. then the game will start over, and then you have to perform this cheat again in full, but this time, you must go to heaven with arceus instead of killing yourself. in heaven...
 
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