Never Ending Cheat

...you stumble upon May spiraling into depression. You realise your love for eachother. When Misty catches you cheating on her, she...
 
Releases your Mew and sends her shadow Suicune to destroy u, when all of a sudden....
 
until dawn shows up. seeing u with may she grew jealous and summons a giratina which send may to the depths of hell. u start to grow fond of dawn, but suddenly the evil emperor appears once again but this time accompanied with a chaos darkrai, the devil's pet incarnation!...
 
...You scratch your head, wondering how that emperor keeps getting back up. He orders Dakrai to attack. Madly in love, Dawn jumps in front to save you. Great, now you have to carry her to the hospital. But she's sooooo heavy that you...
 
Carefully Put her down on the ground... You run and find May again ^_^ ask her to go on a date with you and she said "OMG YES!!!!!!1!!!!" You hold hands as you walk towards a Restaurant....
 
And gets destroyed by dark lugia, for some reason. U r pissed and summon.....
 
(strange, i thought may was in hell? how do u find her?) the reformed angeallen ver.X that dispatched dark lugia off with a single holy beam. the evil emperor caught up to u again and using the ashes of may formed a sinister enemy u have never faced before...
 
Take out stareot the fusion of pidgeot/staraptor.
It looks at the caterpie with hunger in its eyes.
The stareot with the combined speed of pidgeot and starly
catches it in a milli-second.
But being the caterpie from hell it implodes the fusion poke.
Screaming in rage and crying out rain for your beloved stareot
you go super sayin now begins the ultimate battle.
 
Then the wall will break down and your mew will return and eat the evil emperor
 
and barfs out the evil emporer, who then begins to eat cake and kick you...
 
Then he explodes and May comes back... And starts making out with you! After that EPIC Moment A Small Golden shard appears in front of you! It is the 2nd shard out of the 1,000,000,000 Total shards to complete the cheat... With May in hand, You head off to....
 
(how in the world did May came back when she is ALREADY TURNED INTO ASHES??? AND MAKE OUT?????)
anyway...a nearby town. Suddenly with no warning whatsoever, May evaporated and crystallise into
999,999,998 golden shards. Success! U now activate the cheat codes...wait, what were those cheat codes for? The surroundings turned into a myriad of colours and u suddenly find urself in a strange cybernetic world full of porygons...
 
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