Never Ending Cheat

[Devil's Guitarist]

the giant pikachu!which u decied to battle with ur new pokemon kngvfgvldk and after u win,u kill santa and.........

 

[Ninja Caterpie]

..save Christmas!

Oh, wait, that's not saving it, is it? >.<

Well, seeing as you've got millions of angry kids after you, you fly off on your level overninethousand Ho-oh (migrated from Emerald) and go to...

 

[Devil's Guitarist]

nintendo's.after that u realise that nintendo make the games from the fingers and nails of the children,so...

 

[Superjub]

...you eat them O_o

You save the children, but one dies so you...

 

[Devil's Guitarist]

go to jail and after 20 years...

 

[Kamakazai]

... and thus you cause a lapse in the "Cheat-Time Continum" making your Bidoof evovle into the Legandary Purge Pokemon....

 

[dumbpikAchu]

and then Barney pops up and gives you a toaster for completing 60% of this cheat!

 

[Devil's Guitarist]

so,the next morning u decide to toast the bread but....

 

[tall man]

Into a sharpedo infested bay

 

[matt561]

Where a man is there to talk about the importance of a....

 

[sasuneuchiha]

magikarp, who can actually learn Extreme speed if you breed a feebas with a...

 

[matt561]

Charizard

This however was complicated due to the fact....

 

[Jumpluff]

that Milotic wouldn't agree with Feebas when breeding with Charizard because.......

 

[milkdrinker]

milotic is just jealous because will probably never get put in the daycare (enough said)" he said " and in order to avoid this problem...

 

[sasuneuchiha]

you must have a secret third pokemon of Darkrai in there to keep them asleep, who you obtain by...

 

[Oblivion Reaper 2.0]

slaying thousands of magikarps and a facing a "boss" feebas...

 

[LillyAquakat]

who always used roar of time so you couldnt...

 

[milkdrinker]

waste him without your mortar rounds being warped to another time, but...

 

[Oblivion Reaper 2.0]

a prinny pokemon came...yay...

 

[LillyAquakat]

and the prinny pokemon tried to capture himself...