Never-Ending Story

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Shanghai Alice

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    Or, as I call it, Let Shanghai De-Rail Your Stories. And Sing Along.



    Basically, I post a beginning of a story. You take the paragraph, and run with it in any direction. Wherever you want. Gensokyo, Hell, Celestia, Hogwarts... You just have to connect the dots. Oh, and the story can just as easily switch from first person to third person from post-to-post.

    For example, I will be posting as 1st-Person Reimu. Poster #2 can post in 3rd person, while #3 can post in 1st/2nd person, etc.

    So, yes.

    HIGAN OR CELESTIA?

    LET'S GRAZE.

    Morning, my absolute favorite time of day. After all, nothing beats waking up grungy and hot in an old, rundown shrine, as fairies noisily raid your pantry, which is probably why you've been woken up in the first place. And what is better than having to assault your stomach with scorching tea, shortly before-

    "Hiyas, Reimu! Are you awakes yet, ze?"

    The perennial pain shows up to make my life miserable.

    Rolling out of bed, I slip into my Miko-Miko clothes, and prepare to deal with yet another ordeal of a day.
     
    Upon arrival at the Hair Necromancer's place, a giant Portal Outta Nowhere(tm) appeared in front of me, and I promptly fell through it, into...


    Asgard.
     
    As you stand up, wishing you hadn't punched that road, Odin appears in front of you and gives you the power to breathe fire, before sending you to Earth, where you immediately fall into a crocodile-filled pond.
     
    As you fall into the pond, Steve Irwin's ghost appears and wrestles the crocodiles, saving your life as the crocs wrestle his spirit and stuff. You get out of the pond, look at the chaos, and slowly pull out a cigarette and light it, wondering what crazy thing will happen next.

    (BTW, awesome avatar. Buizels do rule.)
     
    After stamping out the ciggy, you decide to take bearings and work out where to head next. You discover you're in a vast forest, and there aren't any recognisable landmarks anywhere. You walk around for a while, eventually spotting something shimmering in a patch of weeds.
     
    You walk over to it, and you see it is some kind of glowing stone. "what could this be?" you say. you keep walking, when you come upon a open field. You walk through it, and back into the woods. finally, after hours of trekking, you get out of the forest. you figured out the stone guides you wherever you need to go. "This could be useful," you say to yourself. "Guide me to my home," you say. You start walking, and continue on your journey.
     
    You trust the glowing stone to deliver you safely home. You saunter right through fog, and find yourself standing smack-bang in the middle of a planet filled with talking milkshakes.
     
    Weirded out by all the milkshakes, you decide to douse gasoline on them all, and they try to stop you, but because they have no arms, you burn it all to the ground. Then you think to yourself, 'Let the nerds try and come now!'
     
    (OOC: Considering that I have the image of Reimu in my head... this is hilarious.)

    And as I thought that, the nerds came, thousands of them, like mindless zombies ready for a feast. As I am surrounded, I hear a shout from the sky. "Grab on, ze!" It was Marisa flying towards me, fast, on her broomstick. I sighed in relief as I jumped up and grabbed onto the flying instrument. I look down as the nerds ran after us. As they began to get farther, I let out a sigh of relief, at least that was over.
     
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