Shanghai Alice
Exiled to Siberia
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- Section Eight
- Seen May 19, 2012
We've all heard it before. Males are, because of the basic code of honor that everyone should live by, not allowed to hit females.
And that's pretty much all that the phrase says on the matter.
So the question is... How far does this go?
Obviously, you're not allowed to draw first blood. Ever. That's... just no.
However, if a girl punches you, kicks you, or slaps you (As you ladies love to do...), would you only fight back if the situation is life-threatening? Or would the simple act of being attacked throw that out the window?
Additionally, to what extent does this idea apply? Is it "Never feed a girl a double helping of a knuckle sandwich" or, "Don't harm females, even slightly"?
Of course, I'd love to feed a certain lady a ten-course meal of knuckle sandwiches, fist-flavored ice cream, fist a la pain, and fist de Shanghai. But that's another story.
My opinion would be:
1. Don't draw first blood. Period.
2. Only hit a girl if there's actual need, but it doesn't necessarily have to be life threatening.
3. Getting slapped in the face, even if you don't deserve it, doesn't count. For some reason, women have a right to slap people in the face and get away with it. Meh.
...discuss
And yes, I want people to disagree with me. I want people to tell me I'm wrong, for that is a discussion.
And that's pretty much all that the phrase says on the matter.
So the question is... How far does this go?
Obviously, you're not allowed to draw first blood. Ever. That's... just no.
However, if a girl punches you, kicks you, or slaps you (As you ladies love to do...), would you only fight back if the situation is life-threatening? Or would the simple act of being attacked throw that out the window?
Additionally, to what extent does this idea apply? Is it "Never feed a girl a double helping of a knuckle sandwich" or, "Don't harm females, even slightly"?
Of course, I'd love to feed a certain lady a ten-course meal of knuckle sandwiches, fist-flavored ice cream, fist a la pain, and fist de Shanghai. But that's another story.
My opinion would be:
1. Don't draw first blood. Period.
2. Only hit a girl if there's actual need, but it doesn't necessarily have to be life threatening.
3. Getting slapped in the face, even if you don't deserve it, doesn't count. For some reason, women have a right to slap people in the face and get away with it. Meh.
...discuss
And yes, I want people to disagree with me. I want people to tell me I'm wrong, for that is a discussion.