How can he read a list of every child when children are always being born and dying? How does he deliver presents to homeless kids? How can he break into houses without getting caught? How can he reach every house in one night? How does he know what children are doing? How does he do it in one night when it's not Christmas everywhere in the world in one night? If these questions are answered scientifically, then I will believe in him.
Is Pichu adorable?