Poke-Rev said:
I know what 69 means but I don't get why you would put that for your age. Anyways, this is non-Nintendo related.
I bearly found out that Ubisoft is currently developing 2 new FPS for the Rev besides Killing Day.
Looks like the Rev is getting some FPS that will help with the issue of people thinking Nintendo is kiddy.
I'm guessing FP stands for fighter player. I think kiddy games are fun, and who determinds if they're kiddy or not? I think Nintendo needs to do something really exciting. Like, a main character dies and is discluded from any games in the future, like Mario, and then it was one of the Mario characters that killed him! Like, Yoshi! Then Bowser becomes good, and I think that would draw peoples atention.
*Yosh in court.*
Judge: Why'd you do it Yoshi?
Yoshi: Mario always got the fame, for what now, almost 25 years. It all started in 1981. Mario wasn't known as Mario, he was known as Jump Man, Mario got his name from someone who worked for Nintendo because he looked like him. Yeah, and to top that off, Mario was orignally a carpenter! But the only reason they changed him to a plumber was because they wanted to make him seem hard working, and also because of all the pipes he jumped in. And do you know what Mario wears a hat? It's because they didn't have enough pix-
Judge: I asked why did you kill him, not for his freaking history. Let's finish this! I gotta do stuff with my chick!
Yoshi: Who's the next best thing after Mario? Luigi! I kill him, and then I'm the main character. And if someone else took my place, I would replace them. I swear I'll never do it again.
Judge: Convincing story...
Yoshi: Now that I think about it, Mario did a couple of awesome things. Who would've thought of jumping to hit dice blocks to foil Bowsers plan? Who would've thought of grabbing Bowser's tail, and then throwing him into a bomb so he would explode? And who would've thought that he cheated on Peach, and did Daisy? Nah, I'm just joshing ya. And who would've thought of blowing away paper walls with that hot ghost girl? Only Mario. Dang it! Now I miss him!
Judge: Can you repeat that? I wasn't listening.
Yoshi: Seriously! What the f-
*Link runs in*
Link: Stop, I admit the deed! I told Yoshi to do it or I'd kill him! I'm sorry, but I wanted to be in more games, and make more bucks. I feel bad now, but my games, my looks, and my hat is so much cooler than him! Maybe I didn't get to know him well enough. I was only in two games with him, Super Smash Brothers, and Super Smash Brothers Meelee. I confess... It's my fault.
Judge: Oh my gosh...! I never would've thought! Link, you can talk!?
Link: Dear God.
Judge: Oh yeah, you're thrown in jail 'ti the really long named Japanese guy erases you! See ya in Hell!
Link: Okay, fine. But I'll get back at all of you!
*Yoshi takes out ciggarette.*
Yoshi: This is a very disturbing game. Please be 21 or older to play this. Oh, what the hell, I'll do the cute thing I always do! Yoshi!
Judge: He's adorable.
Link: Aren't you supossed to take me to jail now?
Judge: Oh yes, right. Guardes!
*The guardes take Link to prison to rot 'til he's erased by the really long named Japanese guy...
I didn't plan to do it that long, it just ended up that way...