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Yes Gummy, congrats. It was such an exciting dream too. It inspired me to start a story about Chris Brown.
The following is a factual account of Malyka and Went having a baby, naming it Chris. Then Chris Brown thinking about becoming president, although before that, stopped Kevin Rudd from exploding because of John Howard's because of his kangaroo love.
[jq]After waiting nine long months, Malyka and Went finally had their first child. This was the last day of Australia's Winter, 2014. Malyka exclaimed, "Finally a child of my own!" Her husband askedc "your own...?" Malyka looked around, making sure nobody witnessed what she was about to say. "I'm actually the mother of Jess' baby, not surrogate... just the mother." Went looked at her as if to say "wtf", and stepped back. "How.. did you manage?" Went asked, with a confused expression on his face. "I don't know really, I just am? Now back to OUR baby. What'll we name him? :3" Went replied confusingly "Didn't you want Dante?" "Nah I was thinking... Chris, in honour of Chirs Brown, who saved the world from destruction." Went replied "Didn't he bash Rihanna?" Malyka slightly averted eye contact "mhm but he still... saved the world? Plus that's the name of Nica's and will be the name of Jess' so... please?" Went shrugged and agreed.
Over in America, Chris Brown was getting ready to go to the shops when suddenly his agent approached him. "Heyyy Chris! Ever since you saved the world from exploding, people have began to worship you finally! Can ya believe it? :D" ".. Yeah?" "Okay well, over in Australia, people are naming their children Chris, in honour of you. They love you!" "Yeahhh, well what do you expect? Afterall I saved the world!" "So... want to try for president of America, then the world? :D" "You mean get into the United Nations?" ".. Yes, that thing. Sooo you up for itt?" "Sure but I dun know if they'll vote for meh." "Of course they will. I'll convince them! Now... go make a random campaign song!"
Back two years ago... Kevin Rudd designed a pill to make Kangaroos talk, this didn't work, and therefore sparked a huge argument over whether certain people could give animals pills. At this time, Chris Brown was over in Australia, trying to get people to finally like him after what happened in the February of 2009. "Kevvv. You're like... so big." "Um... the Australian government thanks you?" "Ya dude, so. I was wondering... I um. Don't like your kangaroo campaign, so yeah... I.. I dunno." "Your point is?" "I have a bomb!" "You do?" "No." "... Okay. Well, I'll talk to you later?" "No. End the kangaroo argument." "Never!!" said Kevin Rudd in a coarse voice. Kevin Rudd then moved over to John Howard's house. "You see, Chris, I want revenge on John. He's evil. He's going down." "Didn't you win the election though?" "Yes. But boom boom tiem naoz." Chris Brown quickly lunged forward, realising that it was a bomb, he had to save the world from the nuclear bomb. He did. However, this left Chris Brown unable to dance, he'd forever have the coordination of Jordin Sparks, something which he feared. Jordin Sparks was also involved in an explosion, except this was a pun of her name that went wrong... which was organised by her biggest fan, Kenji. Anyway, this left Chris Brown without mobility down there. It also meant no babies. The world paused for a moment of silence, Chris Brown could no longer dance. This then lead to what was about to happen in 2014... the elections. Kevin Rudd first, now Obama. Chris Brown would take down all the leaders![/jq]To be continued maybe? :D
Note: No offense to prime ministers/anyone mentioned in this. XD;