Now children, what have we learnt from video games

[Xebelleon]

Most video game characters can not poop or they lack the necessary parts.

 

[Her]

Tv show/movie game remakes SUCK - The Flintstones Rock Bedrock Racing

 

[Xebelleon]

That your enemies can still run at you when you fire bullets at their groin or groin-analogue.

 

[シルバー]

That if you sleep in an inn/house then you can be healthy again in fifteen seconds :D ( Practically every RPG xD? )

 

[PokemonLeagueChamp]

That you can defy the laws of gravity with a single artifact(every Metroid game that has space jump, except maybe the Prime series).

That doing shrooms can be good(every damn Super Mario game in the universe).

That an 11-year old kid can STAY 11 for about the 10 years he's been around(mostly Red, spamming spamming from RBY to HGSS.

 

[Her]

X TRIANGLE SQUARE SQUARE R2 L2 CIRCLE UP DOWN START

every cheat code is the same

 

[Dopefish7590]

You are what you eat.
-Kirby

 

[PokemonLeagueChamp]

Species evolution only ever takes 5 seconds(Pokémon).

 

[Demigod]

Awp shots kills instantly except if you leg shot.

 

[Houndoom19]

No matter how powerful you are, some teenager will come along and kick your ass.(every game ever)

 

[chikorita125]

no matter what, there is no dieing, only more anger when you next play

 

[The Wild Rose]

If you're told not to do something, 9 times out of 10, you have to do it.

 

[MarstheCar]

You can hatch dogs from eggs.(from what I know, Pokemon)

 

[SolarAbusoru]

Animals drop money when you kill them.
and
You don't need to have the correct environment to hatch eggs, you just need to walk alot.

 

[PokemonLeagueChamp]

That when jumping on a perfectly flat surface, it is possible to fall down upon another flat surface at a lower level(Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom on NES, it sucks, NEVER play it).

 

[The Wild Rose]

• That you can jump up through an object, but you can't jump down through the exact same object.
• That it takes being shot about 1000 times to kill a person (Final Fantasy)
• That running into a star makes you invincible (Mario)
• That all you need to breathe underwater is a fish suit (LoZ, with particular reference to OoT)
• That jumping into a pit of fire sometimes kills you (Zelda + Mario)

 

[Dopefish7590]

You can destroy brick with a whip, and the meat you find inside is safe to eat and will make you healthy. o.O

(Castlevania)

 

[SolarAbusoru]

That food is ready cooked when it's dropped from an enemy (Most RPG's and other games)
You don't need a sausage to make a Hot Dog (Tales of Symphonia 2 DOTNW)
You can jump without needing to bend your legs first (practically any game with jumping)

 

[PokemonLeagueChamp]

Coming off Castlevania, throwing GLASS BOTTLES OF HOLY WATER can destroy bricks.

If you are a mayor and you get tired of managing your city, you can summon meteors, volcanoes, fire, aliens, giant robots, and other disasters to annihilate it(Sim City).

 

[MarstheCar]

An evil group of people can take over the world, but everyone is oblivious of the danger.(most games, but I'm thinking Pokemon again)