Now children, what have we learnt from video games

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I learned that you can run as much as you want without ever getting even slightly tired.
 
Prehistoric monsters are dang GODS (Pokemon HGSS *namely Lance's Aerodactyl* and the Monster Hunter games *because a lot of the deadly carnivores resemble dinosaurs*).
 
You think Skateboarding is easy once you play a Tony Hawk game then when you step on the board you find out quick how much you suck. (It happened to me when i was 13)
 
that whenever you are going to die or loose a battle (gym battle) in a game, u always have a very trustworthy friend- the restart button.
 
How to read [Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time]

Seriously, I was struggling with reading in 1st or 2nd grade. I started playing that game, in which you needed to read to get anywhere, and I figured it out eventually.
 
that you can jump and hit a block, an egg comes out and hatches into a dinosaur and that you can ride it!!

if you dont know wat this is you have been living under a planet
 
If you are the taller, slimmer brother who wears green, you will always be overshadowed by your sibling.
 
You can catch God in a small metal ball and force Him to obey your orders. (Arceus - Pokemon)
You can store a full-size bike in a small shoulder bag. (Pokemon)
A sword is deadlier than a gun (Final Fantasy VII+ and most other RPGs)
Feathers make capes appear on you and allow you to fly. (Super Mario World)
Wings on a cap can make you fly without the cap flying off. (Super Mario 64)
Babies do come from storks. (Yoshi's Island)
You can clean blood off of clothes just by taking them off and putting them back on. (Dragon Age Origins)
 
The answer to life, the universe and everything is ↑, ↑, ↓, ↓, ←, →, ←, →, B, A
 
Destroying stuff, killing people, aliens, monster, creatures, things etc
Is...
FUN!
 
Any weapon can appear from thin air. (Dissidia Final Fantasy and other games)
One lone kid or teenager can take down any evil group or power. (Pokemon, Kingdom Hearts, many, many others)
 
Shooting yourself in the head can summon demons. No really, I tried it. It works. (Persona 3)

You can die instantly from getting shot in the leg or arm. This also means you can get shot a couple times in the chest and be fine. And if this is a casual shooter, you can get shot between the eyes, wait a few seconds, and you'll be healthy yet again. (Most FPSs)

That the MC from Doom, Doom Guy, is probably the strongest video game character ever

What? I have 75 rounds left? That must mean I have at the most, 75 magazines left. *Fires a bullet* *Reloads a new mag* *Throw away old mag only missing one bullet* (All FPSs)

Belts and zippers and skimpy armor are apparently good defense against monsters. (JRPGs and Monster Hunter)

EDIT, forgot one: Tapping spikes, even the most gentle tap, will blow up a robot. (Megaman)
 
Turtles with green shells must walk off cliffs, like lemmings. Only turtles with red shells are permitted to turn around upon reaching a cliff.
 
When in a fight, you're opponent is more than willing to wait for you to strike him before it's his turn to strike you...no matter how over-the-top and silly your attack looks. :D

(every turn-based RPG ever)
 
That the coolest and most favored main characters have some form of troubled past. (most RPGs and some FPS')
 
- You know when you have won a fight when your opponent stands still, waiting for you to decapitate him.
Mortal Kombat

 - Green, Red, Yellow, Blue, Orange buttons are all that are needed to play the guitar.
Guitar Hero

 - Plumbers lead surprisingly interesting lives.
Mario Series

 - Dropping a banana skin from you car will cause other drivers to spin out of control.
Mario Kart Series

 - Hedgehogs aren't always slow, shy creatures.
Sonic the Hedgehog

 - Giant monkeys will steal your girlfriend and defend themselves with a never ending supply of barrels.
Donkey Kong / Mario
- Bosses are always hidden behind extravagant doorways.
Legend of Zelda, Phantom Hourglass - but in a lot of other games too.

- Anyone will let you into their house at anytime of the day, also everyone is always doing the same thing. All the time.
Pokemon
 
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