Oh Officer, I can explain again

We were sliding down Glaseado Mountain when we flew off a cliff. It worked it's little wings as hard as it could to stop us from plummeting straight away.... so proud of it :love:

Wait a second... how did you become champion of Paldea without ever taking the Champion Assessment ?
 
Rhyperior is the name I gave my Togekiss. They're just so close to each other in the Pokédex that I accidentally call it a Rhyperior sometimes.

How are using those HM moves without any gym badges? Explain yourself!
 
Steven Stone asked me to.... nobody wants to buy their Devon Scope so by placing Kecleon everywhere he can hand out Devon Scopes to people and gain goodwill, while in reality it's a failed product! There's no law against it officer, and the Kecleon like the attention!

Hold it... is that a Flying type eeveelution I see in your party ?
 
No, it's not a Chansey, it's a Blissey. Geez, you should learn to tell them apart. And see? I have a license! *holds up license*

Hey, you! Why are you using that Arbok as a kite rope?
 
No, these aren't fake Master Balls. These are shiny Voltorb, you see!

Why are you selling spiked Miltank milk?
 
Spiking the moomoo milk? Silly officer, what I put in the milk was just coco powder sugar and vanilla. We're selling chocolate moomoo milk. Would you like a carton?

Put down those blonde locks at once! You have been cutting and stealing hair from all the Jynx in the region to get materials for your wig shop. This is totally illegal!
 
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